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NO FUMES
this is fully insane
the buttermilk biscuits are so fluffy and light
dope Olds ad
good morning to orange juice still advertised as frozen
we're the underwear fruit and we're here to say, we love hiding in locker rooms and judging people's choices in a major way
Milk. It's normal.
The Best Mayo
Ice Pirates
a crisp cross of corn and rice
the underwear wars are fought in the battlefield of your mind
publicity stunts
rabbit-chickens laying chocolate eggs that you love to fill your face with two weeks out of the year
ban-ed
rubber before they added the dr. oizo soundtrack
brought to you from the most busted western film ranch around to say "boomtown"
Discover The Magic Of Atari
another great gum ad brought to you from the folks behind: cocaine
the classic ad sale technique of: you gonna die
PREGO: IT'S IN THERE!
The 80's: Hey, would you like solar power? Well too bad, we've still got decades of old garbage to dig up and burn first!!!
Jack in the Box: the Swiss don't take sides
doofus air express
FAMOUS CATS
gonna getcha with that kodak disk
extra value is what you get, when you buy coronet (brought to you by koch industries)
*whispers* she doesn't know what pill she's taking
mr. t vs hunks vs honeys vs laura vs sarah getting creamed vs the rodeo
IBM: Giving the right people the right tools. (please don't apply this to our past)
IBM: Bringing you the best in dot matrix printers for under five hundred and fifty dollars!!
seasons greetings, from IBM
maybe the worst endorsement of a product ever
"You deserve every big crunchy nut in a Mars bar." sounds more like a threat than a slogan
"You can have anything that you want, at a Ponderosa Restaurant!" -Jerry Office, President
DRAFT BALL!!! *airhorns*
Please remember to put zip codes on all your cards and packages.
You're Welcome: Andes Creme de Menthe
Syracuse Bowls!! (the graphics at the start and finish are too good)
Walt's Hobby and Craft in Fairmount
Gonna getcha with that Nikon OneTouch
CHAPS
de Laurentiis' DUNE
grim
watch this a couple times and you'll be glad this guy's company got gutted and no longer exists
wouldn't that be great?
michael jordan and bugs bunny would like to give you a check for one million simoleons
american consumers have a very normal relationship with alcohol, as proved here
much like the jeans of the era, new cars in the 90's came with that "already used" look
stop and smell the pizza
be young, have fun, complain about the government full time
got that pure fishscale sure for the crowded flight
I'm a pain in the ass, go get me that good medicine
"anything your C can do, we can do better" uhh ok
It's time to harvest the mars bars from the old mars bars trees!!
the green giant wishes to be the best man at your wedding to his rich tangy cheese sauce
the complete audacity of removing the knobs and changing the channel without clicking through the channels in-between
the schlitz malt liquor bull is coming to ruin your life
that mysterious mustachioed man in the middle of the ad
I (M25) can't imagine what it would be like to not flick my bic for the entire year. (nsfw)
seems safe to put a heating element you plug into the wall on top of an aerosol can
if anyone ever wondered why zima came and went, wonder no longer
this one is dark even before you imagine the narrator of this diet 7up spot as a voice in the head of the grocery store clerk created by decades of exposure to toxic tv marketing
strange behavior: I'm loving it
