So someone named Jake, with the same last name as my wife’s maiden one, must have typed her email into the Trump donor list instead of his by mistake. So she gets these emails from the campaign and they’re kind of insane.

First of all, they come ALL the time, like 5x a day.

But the wild thing about them is that they’re all about convincing Jake that Trump is disappointed in him for not contributing more. Like personally disappointed in Jake from Vermont. Like looking up from his desk being like, Jake didn’t order the NEW hat?

Like:

they come from everyone too. Don Jr, Eric.

I mean, come on Jake.

This is a favorite.

Jake. Not CRUSHING it.