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what if you died suddenly from natural causes but in a way that looks suspicious and your parent or partner became obsessed with figuring out what REALLY happened to you, by deciphering your incomprehensible shitposts
for a bone-chilling moment this morning I thought I had sent my mom a text that posited the existence of a white British rapper named “3hreependulous Krappse” and I had this vision of my dad writing that letter sequence on a notecard and sticking it into the wall with a pushpin
my dad has a guy tied to a chair and is just screaming “what is ‘the Cryptkeeper but Woke?’ what does it MEAN????”
a cop looking at a raggedy printout of this image, looking up at my mom and saying, “look, ma’am, I don’t know what to tell ya”
