i finally got into parler and it sucks: the thread
the performance of the site is so bad and sometimes controls just stop responding (like clicking in the field to make a new post does nothing) until you refresh the page
im following literally everyone and everything i encounter and a shocking number of people are instantly following me back
because the perf is so bad im hoping that I can overload peoples cache by loading huge images; largest pic you can upload is 20MB so I found a massive panorama and am just spamming it relentlessly to all the recommended hashtags
people can downvote your posts but this also shows up in your notifications tab so you could HYPOTHETICALLY go to their feed and post the gif from inglorious basterds of hitlers face being shredded by machine gun fire
ive not found a single substantial post yet so far its all just bringing up obama and hillary for no reason at all
cool
i guess there were already 45 other dog lovers
they just have no idea what to do with all this whitespace
feelin called out rn
free speech!
only the best and the brightest
lmfao im having a blast
this website is incomprehensible and disorienting. i'm viewing at 1080p and can only fit maybe two or three posts on the screen at a time. god forbid you expand comments under a post
a reply guy creeping on the swastika tattoo lady: nice
he has >1000 followers and is verified:
nothing ever works first try on this stupid site. you have to click on wherever you want to go but it will always fail to load so you refresh it and then it comes up. every time
just navigating the site will flag you as a scraping bot, you get a notification that tells you to wait X seconds before continuing because it thinks you're abusing the system
can you make sense of what is happening here
my hitler being shot in the face gif post now has 1.4k views
someone just spelled emoji "imoge"
the 'follow recommendations' feed just suggested that i follow the nutsling guy
you can literally change someone's mind on this website by simply saying "actually, human right s are pretty good,, if you think about it"
on every login you have to complete a captcha and then do one of those six digit SMS codes. but the process also hangs on the captcha nine times out of ten and i can't be bothered to log back in so see you tomorrow, nazi twitter
actually its because I have the login page cached. i can't even load the home page from another browser because the site is literally down
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