Found this gem online:

Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons
Naughty girls unbutton your pants

Good girls wax their floors
Bad girls wax their bikini line
Naughty girls wax your nutsack

1/
Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies
Bad girls know they could do it better
Naughty girls do it with whips and chains

Good girls wear white cotton panties
Bad girls don’t wear any
Naughty girls don’t really give a shit

2/
Good girls pack their toothbrush
Bad girls pack their diaphragms
Naughty girls pack their dildos

Good girls own only one credit card and rarely use it
Bad girls own only one bra and rarely use it
Naughty girls own the entire Fantasia collection

3/
Good girls wear high heels to work
Bad girls wear high heels to bed
Naughty girls make you wear high heels^
(^🤣🤦‍♀️🤭)

Good girls prefer the missionary position
Bad girls do too, but only for starters
Naughty girls add some new chapters in the Kama Sutra

4/
Good girls say no.
Bad girls say when?
Naughty girls just moan & scream a lot.

Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed.
Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and then go home.
Naughty girls go to the party, hit on every guy there & then go home with 2 of them.

-End-
PS: I'm definitely not a naughty girl. Just to be clear.
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