"A friend of mine said, 'you have to be the most perfect person.' Isn't that true?" -- Trump
The first question Trump received from an audience member was completely beyond parody
Asked what his biggest accomplishments have been, Trump cites legislation that was signed into law by President Obama in 2014
Trump repeatedly describes the coronavirus pandemic as an "artificial problem." (The 126,000 Americans who have died could not be reached for comment.)
"The person they beat up was a Democrat who happened to be gay" -- Trump brings up a Wisconsin politician's sexual orientation for no apparent reason at all
Asked what his top priorities for a second term are, Trump can't name a single thing
Trump still hasn't figured out that World Wars 1 and 2 weren't contagious diseases (also the troops who fought those wars voted by mail)