1 like = 1 fact about me but instead of a fact its a cursed, funny or a "wow uhh is she okay" story about me until I run out and resort to my favourite colours (orange and green)

will do these when i wake up it is 6am where i am rn lmao

if ive ever told u to go to bed early. yes im a hypocrite, yes i refuse to accept it. we exist <3

1. Literally 2 days ago I accidentally microwaved leftovers for 30 minutes instead of 3 minutes and since I had left the house to do my laundry and also to get coins to operate the washing machines. By the time I came back the food was fused with the container

2. Had a spare hand (I was in a Addams family musical) and fulfilled my dream when a shop assistant asked me “do u need a hand?” I got to reply “no thanks I have one ready!” And pulled out the prop hand. high school me was annoying (still am)
3. I’ve played volleyball since 13