Being an Artemis, decided to watch the #ArtemisFowl film.

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THE STORY
Why is Mulch Diggums American??
Since when was Artemis NOT a gangly, ungainly, spindly waif of a boy who focused on brainpower. Who dropped things and fell over lots of the time
WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ACULOS
WHY ARE THEY SAYING BUTLERS NAME. DID YOU NOT READ THE ARCTIC INCIDENT ONWARDS?????
Where's the scene in Hoh Chi Mihn City?? The pivotal scene in character building and introduction to the idea of faeries in the first place
I cant get over Mulch being American. It's so wrong. So, so very wrong.
"I'm a giant dwarf" NO NO NO GODDAMNIT WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO ME
Why have they changed juliet's age and familial relation to Butler?? Unnecessary and takes away the intellectual might of Artemis.
Also why did they genderbend Cmmdr Root? A huge part of the series was Holly proving herself as the first female LEPrecon officer, and the struggles/discrimination she faced based on her gender
Still so mad they call Butler "Domovoi". Its was such a huge plot point. Such a pivotal moment of trust between them. Ruined in one fell, idiotic swoop.
Ogre scene is pretty good
It hurts every time they call him Dom
Foaly has a wonderful actor. Should have WAY more lines though!
Mulch handing over the gun has been the best bit in the film so far
I am not pleased. 2/10.
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