"I want to be able to compliment my colleagues' chosen apparel," you muse to yourself, "but I don't want to come anywhere near sexually harassing anyone! What do I do?"

Friends, I have a gift for you, and that gift is: the word "snazzy."

"Snazzy shirt, work friendo!" "Hey, those are some snazzy earrings you've got on, neighbor!"

See how you sound like someone's great-aunt? perfect.

Inherent qualities, such as eyes and ass? cannot be snazzy. Leave those ALONE.

...twitter has completely given up on consistently showing me what's going on with this thread, so I cannot keep up on responses, but stay snazzy.