I've watched A LOT of films over lockdown and have a few things I feel I need to mention...

*Not EVERY funeral needs to be in the rain
*Not every broken family has to have a deadbeat dad, trying to make amends
*No-one has ever said, "Are you seeing this?" in real life
*Or "We've got company" to let others know that someone is there
*If you need to get someone out of retirement for "one last job", you have a bad recruitment policy
*Plate up your Chinese food instead eating out of a box, (usually with chopsticks)
*Don't ask that "loose cannon cop" to, "Gimme your badge and your gun", so they can then they go solve the case
*Zoom and ENHANCE, isn't a thing
*Grenades don't cause flames when they explode
*Defibrellators don't restart hearts
*No police interrogation has EVER been stopped by someone saying "I want my phonecall"
*Not EVERY Mafia film needs a restaurant scene of them eating spaghetti
*Choose something other than a cat, to do the cheap jump scare

I'm off to read a book
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