Here are some animals I have a problem with.

Portugese Man o War.

1 -Not Portugese
2 -Not a man. Actually a colony.
3 - Never formally declared war.
Owl. Just think about the word 'Owl'. It's stupid.
Merekat.

Does not live in or near lakes.
Bluejay

OMG cheer up, you can fly.
Lemming. I just don't like it when things lemm.
Right Whale. Not always though, get over yourself.
Cane Toad. THEY'RE ACTUALLY JUST NORMAL TOES.
Dik-dik. Rude.
Hammerhead Shark. Impractical and messy for household carpentry.
Garden Eels. No they don't. They just die and are no help at all.
Honey Badger. Don't get your hopes up, just stick with bees.
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