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MS: Wouldn't you like Bing search results in your Start Menu as you type?
Users: No...?
M: Great, that's enabled by default now.
U: Eww, can we disable it?
M: Well, there's a button if you really must...
U: *everyone disables it*
M: Now we've removed the button! \\o/
Users: No...?
M: Great, that's enabled by default now.
U: Eww, can we disable it?
M: Well, there's a button if you really must...
U: *everyone disables it*
M: Now we've removed the button! \\o/
M: But you can still use a GPO!
M: GPO, ShmePO, that's gone now too.
M: There still is a registry setting though.
M: Whoops the registry setting does not work reliably anymore
M: Who needs unreliable things anyway, so we've removed that too, enjoy our cool Start Menu!
M: GPO, ShmePO, that's gone now too.
M: There still is a registry setting though.
M: Whoops the registry setting does not work reliably anymore
M: Who needs unreliable things anyway, so we've removed that too, enjoy our cool Start Menu!
M: Wouldn't you like an unsolicited OneDrive installation?
U: No...?
M: Cool, that's happening now! Our services are very great!
U: No...?
M: Cool, that's happening now! Our services are very great!
M: Wouldn't you like ads on your lock screen?
U: hell no
M: Super, let's add that
U: hell no
M: Super, let's add that
M: Wouldn't you like your computer's settings in two parts, one that looks super simple and can do almost nothing and another that can do all the important things but we have hidden it all and broke half of it, and we're not going to fix that any time soon?
U: What the fuck
U: What the fuck
M: *Jedi hand gesture* Here's Paint 3D!
M: Wouldn't you like a notification center that forces you to acknowledge useless popup messages from every application, and ads for OneDrive when we feel like it?
U: Dunno... will it work like the one in macOS?
M: *laughs* sure
U: Dunno... will it work like the one in macOS?
M: *laughs* sure
M: Wouldn't you like give up control over when your PC reboots or wakes up from sleep?
U: Of course not
M: Perfect, we're installing updates by force now
U: *disables the scheduled tasks that do that*
M: you can't do that anymore, you're not the admin here you know
U: Of course not
M: Perfect, we're installing updates by force now
U: *disables the scheduled tasks that do that*
M: you can't do that anymore, you're not the admin here you know
M: Wouldn't you like a XBox Game Bar and Candy Crush?
U: I don't even have an XBox
M: Yeah, but you might!
U: Or I might not. And I'm not 10 anymore.
M: Candy Crush it is, then! And we're installing it so you don't have to!
U: *eyelid twitches*
U: I don't even have an XBox
M: Yeah, but you might!
U: Or I might not. And I'm not 10 anymore.
M: Candy Crush it is, then! And we're installing it so you don't have to!
U: *eyelid twitches*
M: Wouldn't you like a Microsoft Account so you can sign into Windows?
U: I can set up a local account
M: We'll see about that
U: What's a Microsoft Account good for?
M: You can synchronizes settings across multiple devices!
U: How many Windows laptops do you think I own?
U: I can set up a local account
M: We'll see about that
U: What's a Microsoft Account good for?
M: You can synchronizes settings across multiple devices!
U: How many Windows laptops do you think I own?
