I'd you think you are mad about the stories about CheshireKat coming out--

I sent her cookies to try and cheer her up before any details came out.

She better not fuckin eat those cookies. Liars don't get cookies, Barney taught me that.

Fucking cookies man.
THEY WERE TIFF'S TREATS CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES. THE FUCKING PORSCHE OF DELIVERY COOKIES.
But hey at the end of the day if losing a box of cookies is the worst thing to happen to me- I have it FAR better off than anyone else here by comparison.

If I manage to get the order canceled I'll pay it forward and ship it instead to someone else going through a rough week.
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