If you’re gonna quote George Carlin to own the libs, at least have the common sense to realize he’d be a RAGING SJW if he were still alive today.
The hippy dippy weatherman you pretend would be on your side would be right there tearing down statues and demanding you kneel for the mob.
All those boomer-era edgy comedians—as well as civil rights groups like the ACLU—were liars from the start.

They lost wanted to topple the current status quo and then, once they became The Man, be even more draconian than the old squares they replaced.
These people go with whatever the zeitgeist tells them they should do.

Comedians are THE biggest pussies. Always have been, always will be.

They’re the palace guard. It comes with the territory of selling your soul and taking the ticket to even HAVE a career.
George Carlin was a total SJW. In his own words (1990), he:

- Didn’t believe in equal-opportunity comedy
- Thought comedy should only target those “in power”
- Thought if YOU laughed at jokes about others, YOU were unsure of your manhood and feared for your place in society.
These words from George Carlin—in 1990!—could have been spoken by Amy Schumer today.

Come to think of it, a George Carlin SET today would probably be like one of Amy Schumer’s... https://twitter.com/AHelleneAuthor/status/1275996996210495489?s=20
George Carlin would have absolutely—and enthusiastically!—voted for Hillary.
Lest anyone accuse me of inconsistency, while I’m a massive Frank Zappa fan, I’m smart enough to realize he’d also be a raging SJW if he were alive today.
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