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Disney World is reopening in July because they will not stop until they have killed everyone’s parents.
[Scream killer voice]
Do you like Disney movies?
Do you like Disney movies?
Ralph Breaks the Internet has one of the smartest scenes in Disney history when the princesses discuss not having mothers. Thank you for this treasure of a film @_rich_moore
I love how after offing both parents in Frozen they let them live in Moana but still have to kill the grandma.
The best is in Big Hero 6 where both parents are dead before the movie starts so Disney was like “Shit, who do we murder? I’ve got it! His older brother who he loves and admires!”
Also who the fuck were Belle and Jasmine’s mothers? I mean, I guess it’s feasible that the sultan’s wife was gorgeous because he’s a fucking sultan but what supermodel did crazy old Maurice bang?
I got off on a tangent here I know.
I knew I had become a grown woman when I stopped having a crush on Prince Eric and started having one on King Triton.
Aladdin’s dad still wins tho
