THREAD WHERE I REVIEW EVERY US STATE FLAG ON A SCALE FROM 1 (SUCKS) TO 10 (FUCKS)
ALABAMA
0/10. THIS IS EMBARRASSING TO LOOK AT. I CANT BELIEVE THIS
ALASKA
7/10. SIMPLE, CLEAN, CUTE. LOVE IT
ARIZONA
10/10. DUDE THIS LITERALLY RULES HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THE ARIZONA FLAG UNTIL NOW
ARKANSAS
4/10. JUST NOT FEELING IT
CALIFORNIA
8/10. COMPOSITION COULD BE BETTER BUT IT HAS A BEAR SO I CANT COMPLAIN
COLORADO
8/10. CLEAN, DISTINCT, SIMPLE. I LIKE IT A LOT.
CONNECTICUT
5/10. DUDE UR CREST IS LAME LMFAO. COLORS ROCK THO
DELAWARE
6/10. CREST IS ACTUALLY PRETTY NICE BUT THE COLORS ARENT VERY STRIKING AND THE TYPOGRAPHY IS KINDA LAME
FLORIDA
7/10. THE CENTER IS SICK AS HELL BUT ITS A LITTLE SMALL I THINK. STILL ROCKS
GEORGIA
6/10. THIS ONE IS TOUGH BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY GOES SO FUCKING HARD BUT ITS BASICALLY JUST A FLAG OF THE CONFEDERACY WITH AN EMBLEM TACKED ON AND WE DONT FUCK WITH THE CONFEDERACY HERE SO IT LOSES POINTS
HAWAII
5/10. MAN HUH
IDAHO
6/10. THERE IS SO MUCH GOING ON HERE BUT IT ONLY TAKES UP LIKE A QUARTER OF THE FLAG. I LOVE HOW IT SAYS STATE OF IDAHO TWICE JUST IN CASE U FORGOT
ILLINOIS
8/10. THIS FLAG IS BONKERS. THEY TOOK THE COAT OF ARMS AND MADE IT LOOK LIKE CLIPART. I FUCKING LOVE KT
INDIANA
7/10. I LIKE THE COLOR SCHEME BUT THE COMPOSITION IS A LITTLE WONKY. NOT BAD
IOWA
8/10. CLEAN. DISTINCT. COOL LITTLE DESIGN AND THE FONT ON THE “IOWA” IS DELICIOUS
KANSAS
6/10. IDK IT REMINDS ME OF THE IDAHO FLAG. THE FLOWER ABOVE THE SEAL MAKES ME LAUGH ITS LIKE A HAT
KENTUCKY
7/10. TEETERING ON THE EDGE OF AN 8/10 I THINK. I LOVE THE COLORS, THE FLOWERS; ITS A NICE LITTLE FLAG
LOUSIANA
6/10. MAN WTF IS THIS. I DONT HATE IT BUT. MAN.....
MAINE
8/10. IDC BRO I REALLY DIG IT. ALL THE ELEMENTS FEEL REALLY UNIFIED. THE SHADING IS DELIGHTFUL IT FEELS REALLY OLD-TIMEY AND CLASSIC
MARYLAND
I CANNOT PUT A NUMBER VALUE ON THIS BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW HIGH OF A NUMBER I CHOSE, IT WOULD STILL BE TOO LOW. THIS IS THE GREATEST FLAG EVER CREATED BY HUMAN HANDS. IN A SEE OF BLUE RECTANGLES WITH CENTRAL SEALS, MARYLAND SAID “FUCK IT WE BALL”
THIS WAS THE ORIGINAL MARYLAND FLAG UNTIL SOME GIGABRAINED CHAD SAID “DUDE THIS FUCKING SUCKS LMAO” AND DECIDED TO PUT EVERY OTHER STATE TO SHAME
MASSACHUSETTS
6/10. THIS IS ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE FLAGS I FEEL LIKE COULD BENEFIT FROM THE SEAL BEING A LITTLE LARGER. NOT BAD AT ALL IT JUST DOESNT FEEL SUPER SPECIAL TO ME
MICHIGAN
7/10. HAHAHAHAHHAHAA DUDE THIS FUCKING SUCKS I LOVE IT. IT LOOKS LIKE A FIRST DRAFT ITS SO ENDEARING
MINNESOTA
7/10. I ACTUALLY THINK THE NEW FLAG IS ALRIGHT BUT THE STORY OF THE MINNESOTA FLAG IS SO DISAPPOINTING BC THE ORIGINAL IS AWESOME
FROM 1893 TO 1957 THE MINNESOTA FLAG WAS TWO SIDED AND HAD THIS DOPE RIBBON DESIGN. IT LOOKS A LOT LESS CLUTTERED AND ITS SO UNIQUE AND COOL, BUT THEY CHANGED IT TO MAKE IT MORE EASILY MANUFACTURABLE
MISSISSIPPI
0/10. DUDE LMAO MAY AS WELL BE WAVING A WHITE FLAG SINCE U LIKE LOSERS SO MUCH
MISSOURI
9/10. UGH THIS ONE IS JUST SO LOVELY. ITS CLEAN AND SIMPLE AND THE BEARS ARE SO CUTE AND THE BACKGROUND IS SO MUCH MORE INTERESTING THAN THE SOLID BLUE MOST STATES OPT FOR
MONTANA
7/10. THE DESIGN OF THE SEAL IS KINDA GOOFY BUT IT HAS A NICE SIZE, I LIKE THE COLORS, AND THE GOLD STRIPS ON TOP AND BOTTOM ARE PRETTY STRIKING
NEBRASKA
9/10. SEE THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT. BIG FAT SEAL THAT TAKES UP HALF THE FLAG. AND THE COLORS ARE IMPECCABLE. I JUST THINK ITS REALLY DELIGHTFUL
NEVADA
6/10. DUDE LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON. THE DESIGN IS ACTUALLY GREAT BUT WHY THE TOP LEFT THERES SO MUCH NEGATIVE SPACE ON THIS FLAG IT LOOKS UNFINISHED. THIS IS SO SILLY
NEW HAMPSHIRE
8/10. YES. YES. THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE. SEAL IS PRETTY NICE, AND THE DESIGN TAKES UP 50% OF THE FLAG. ITS ONE I WOULD BE PROUD TO WAVE IF I WERE FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE
NEW JERSEY
7/10. I THINK THE DESIGN IS FUCKING INSANE BUT THE YELLOW OF THE BACKGROUND ALONE ELEVATES THIS WHOLE FLAG FOR ME.
NEW MEXICO
7/10. SIMPLE, DISTINCT, I REALLY LIKE IT. I KIND OF WISH IT HAD A LITTLE MORE GOING ON BUT ITS A LOVELY FLAG :)
NEW YORK
9/10. DUDE. YES OH MAN THIS FUCKS SO HARD. IT REMINDS ME SO MUCH OF MAINE’S. ITS SO SO SO GOOD. I WISH IT WASNT JUST A BLUE BACKGROUND BUT I REALLY DO ENJOY THIS FLAG
NORTH CAROLINA
7/10. POINTS FOR BEING PRETTY UNIQUE BUT ITS NOTHING TOO CRAZY TO ME. SOLID FLAG
NORTH DAKOTA
7/10. IDK I LOVE THE SIZE OF THE DESIGN BUT SOMETHING ABT IT JUST ISNT REALLY DOING IT FOR ME.
OHIO
10/10. DUDE THE DESIGN ISNT EVEN ALL THAT SPECIAL BUT THE FACT THAT SOME BALLSY MOTHERFUCKER SAID “BRO WHAT IF OUR FLAG WASNT A RECTANGLE” EARNS IT EXTRA POINTS. THIS RULES
OKLAHOMA
8/10. I THINK IT LOOKS NICE. I WISH THE FONT FOR OKLAHOMA WAS BETTER BUT ITS A VERY SOLID FLAG
OREGON
10/10. GOD. EVEN IF IT WAS JUST THE FRONT OF THE FLAG IT WOULD PROBABLY BE A 10/10 FOR ME. GORGEOUS FONT AND THE SEAL HAS THIS LOVELY STYLIZED LOOK TO IT. BUT THE THESE MADMEN GAVE IT A **BACK**. ITS PERFECT.
PENNSYLVANIA
8/10. I DONT HAVE MUCH TO SAY ABOUT THIS. PRETTY TRADITIONAL STATE FLAG WITH NICE ARTWORK.
RHODE ISLAND
7/10. IDK ITS NICE. A LITTLE PLAIN TO ME FOR SOME REASON?
SOUTH CAROLINA
8/10. DUDE THE MOON RULES. IT REALLY ELEVATES THIS DESIGN. ITS SUPER SIMPLE YET IT WORKS REALLY WELL. I DIG IT
SOUTH DAKOTA
8/10. NICE COLORS, I LIKE THE SUN RAYS, BETTER THAN NORTH DAKOTA FOR SURE.
TENNESSEE
6/10. IDK WHATEVER DUDE ITS A DRAGONBALL MODELED AFTER THE CONFEDERATE FLAG. ITS FINE. I LIKE THE BLUE STRIPE TO THE RIGHT I GUESS.
TEXAS
9/10. THAT MAY SEEM HIGH FOR SUCH A SIMPLE FLAG BUT IDC. ITS JUST REALLY NICE. ITS ICONIC. THE LONE STAR STATE WITH A BIG FAT STAR ! LOVE IT
UTAH
8/10. DUDE NICE. U PUT A FLAG ON THE FLAG
VERMONT
7/10. I LIKE THE ORNATE GOLD FRAME AROUND THE CREST THATS REALLY WHAT SAVES THIS FROM BEING A 6.
VIRGINIA
5/10. WHAT IS THIS LMAOOOOO. VIRGINIA JUST CANT STOP TAKING LS.
WASHINGTON
9/10. IM SORRY I SAW THIS FLAG AND INSTANTLY BURST OUT LAUGHING. THE WASHINGTON FLAG IS LITERALLY WASHINGTON ON A FLAG. THATS SO FUCKING GOOD. LOVE THE GREEN TOO
WEST VIRGINIA
6/10. I THINK THE FACT THAT THE CREST IS SHADED SO NICELY BUT EVERYTHING ELSE LOOKS SO FLAT IS REALLY DETRIMENTAL TO WHAT COULD BE A NICE FLAG. ALSO THE BLUE BORDER IS WEIRD
WISCONSIN
7/10. IDK. CREST IS ALRIGHT, FONT IS BORING. ITS SOLID
WYOMING
8/10. CLEAN, SIMPLE, DISTINCT, AND I LIKE THE STYLE ON THE SEAL ITS VERY CUTE TO ME. I LIKE IT
OK IM DONE FEEL FREE TO DEBATE ME IN THE REPLIES IF U FEEL I SHOULD RAISE OR LOWER A SCORE
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