THREAD: as a waiter, here’s a list of things you can do to increase safety when eating at dine in restaurants: (1/11)

1. don’t go

2. don’t go

3. don’t go

4. don’t go

5. don’t go

6. seriously you have no idea how many people touch your forks before they touch your mouth. However many people you think that is, add 6

7. don’t go

8. don’t go

9. don’t go

10. napkins, cups, plates, everything is touched with the same towel used by 12 different people changed out every 8 hours and every single restaurant is like this I’m serious

11. DON’T GO

P.S. lots of people replying with “ok then you just work in a gross restaurant” I WORK IN AN EXPENSIVE UPSCALE STEAKHOUSE AND BEFORE THAT A FINE DINING CLUB FOR CELEBRITIES I promise I am not lying

So @maryhbnguyen tweeted this in the replies but so it doesn’t get buried- watch this insane video. @GavinNewsom @MayorOfLA PLEASE close restaurants