1/7 Seeing as nothing seems to make sense atm, I thought I'd throw my hat in the ring.

My mother tongue is Hakka. It's an odd dialect, a cross between Mandarin and Cantonese (not to be confused with 'Chinese', which doesn't exist- so please don't ask if I speak Chinese).
2/7 It's sort of a loud language. Like arguing & shouting, all of the time. I remember once walking into a shopping centre hearing 2 women holler in Hakka at each other. When I got closer, it turned out to be my ma, talking to an auntie who was standing right next to her.
3/7 As I grew up with the language, I never questioned some of the phrases we used. It's only now when I'm teaching the kids (to their hoots of laughter) that I wonder why on earth we use such ridiculous phrases.

Here are some that made my kids chuckle. Some exist in Cantonese..
4/7 ...too but sounds much funnier in Hakka.

1. 'Chill meow see'- literal meaning: stinks of cat poo. Used when describing kids play turning sour.

2. 'Yill char hor'- lit meaning: swim car river. Means going out for a ride in the car.
Obvs.
5/7

3. 'Tong pak hok'- lit meaning: slaughter white crane (the bird). Means being sick.
Visualise it? Yup. See what I mean?

4. 'Sit long mee'- lit meaning: eat wasted rice. Means waste of space. Used to describe ppl.
Makes sense really.
6/7

5. 'Pak gap ngan'- lit meaning: pigeon eyes. Means looking down at people.
Why not?

6. 'Chill men byang'- lit meaning: smelly face. Means looking like you smelt something bad.
Aka. RBF

I'm really fond of Hakka. Sadly it has a reputation for being a village language...
7/7 and it's dying out. Even my parents can't remember some of the words they used to use. I really hope my kids will continue to speak Hakka. It'll be a real shame if this rich, colourful language died out.

Gong yen. Lit means talking finished.

End.
*I've had a couple of Hakka clients before. In one case, I had no interpreter. So I took instructions in Hakka. In ct, I had to turn my back to explain something to client. Afterwards, the clerk asked if I was having a go at them. That's how shouty Hakka sounds!
Finally. Honestly, finally. If you could do with a good hearty laugh at the moment:

This 'I'm sexy and I know it' in Hakka makes me cry with laughter. Every time.
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