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OK GUESS WHAT THE OLD SIGNS OF THE ZODIAC ARE OUT. TIME FOR NEW SIGNS AND BECAUSE IT'S CURRENTLY A THING I'M READING ABOUT THE NEW SIGNS ARE NOW KNIGHTS OF KING ARTHUR'S ROUND TABLE
ARIES you are now PARZIFAL/PERCIVAL
-tends to act without thinking
-adorably naive at times
-highly impressionable
-means well but can make a real mess of things
-intensely loyal
-refuses to give up even...when u probably should
-can make a really bad first impression
-tends to act without thinking
-adorably naive at times
-highly impressionable
-means well but can make a real mess of things
-intensely loyal
-refuses to give up even...when u probably should
-can make a really bad first impression
TAURUS you are now BEDIVERE
-clumsy
-not always great at following directions
-but super devoted & loyal to friends
-tries to do the right thing most of the time
-would never abandon someone in need
-not super flashy or overly emotional
-but also not unfortunately impulsive
-clumsy
-not always great at following directions
-but super devoted & loyal to friends
-tries to do the right thing most of the time
-would never abandon someone in need
-not super flashy or overly emotional
-but also not unfortunately impulsive
GEMINI you are now TRISTAN/TRISTAIN
-both passionate & rational
-can be torn between love & duty
-tries to put others first but isn't always good at it
-chooses some really awful times to let ur heart guide u
-tends to cause problems totally by accident
-means well
-tries hard
-both passionate & rational
-can be torn between love & duty
-tries to put others first but isn't always good at it
-chooses some really awful times to let ur heart guide u
-tends to cause problems totally by accident
-means well
-tries hard
CANCER you are now GARETH
-puts up with a lot
-diplomatic
-can't stand when others are fighting, so tries to settle disputes as well as possible
-spends too much time focusing on others; not enough on urself
-maybe should sometimes let ppl work things out on their own
-puts up with a lot
-diplomatic
-can't stand when others are fighting, so tries to settle disputes as well as possible
-spends too much time focusing on others; not enough on urself
-maybe should sometimes let ppl work things out on their own
LEO you are now ARTHUR
-powerful, regal, & a bit domineering
-has to be the center of attention like, all the time
-but also wants to help others however possible
-can have poor judgment
-like....epic poor judgment
-cares deeply about friends/family
-but also easily insulted
-powerful, regal, & a bit domineering
-has to be the center of attention like, all the time
-but also wants to help others however possible
-can have poor judgment
-like....epic poor judgment
-cares deeply about friends/family
-but also easily insulted
VIRGO you are now GALAHAD
-oh look it's u. wow. so pure & perfect. nice.
-shows ppl up without meaning to
-can engender lots of spite in others
-just wants to be helpful & kind & fair & noble
-can't help that ppl think ur the worst
-not driven by ego or greed
-ugh whatever
-oh look it's u. wow. so pure & perfect. nice.
-shows ppl up without meaning to
-can engender lots of spite in others
-just wants to be helpful & kind & fair & noble
-can't help that ppl think ur the worst
-not driven by ego or greed
-ugh whatever
LIBRA you are now PELLINORE
-fair, even-tempered, always willing to help a friend
-can be overly skeptical to the point of like, being annoying about it
-single-minded in pursuit of a goal
-dedicated to treating everybody equally
-determined & like, absolutely unable to quit
-fair, even-tempered, always willing to help a friend
-can be overly skeptical to the point of like, being annoying about it
-single-minded in pursuit of a goal
-dedicated to treating everybody equally
-determined & like, absolutely unable to quit
SCORPIO you are now LANCELOT
-oh man u...make some really bad choices
-like ur tough, smart, capable & competent but ur inability to make good choices is epic
-a bad record of thinking with ur heart not head
-like look at ur life
-it's not real good is it
-yeah that's....on u
-oh man u...make some really bad choices
-like ur tough, smart, capable & competent but ur inability to make good choices is epic
-a bad record of thinking with ur heart not head
-like look at ur life
-it's not real good is it
-yeah that's....on u
SAGITTARIUS you are now GAWAIN
-bright, charming, & compassionate
-likes to hang out with all different kinds of ppl
-totally without judgment
-easily distracted
-killer sense of aesthetics
-super nice to everybody
-but can be easily led astray
-especially by pretty things
-bright, charming, & compassionate
-likes to hang out with all different kinds of ppl
-totally without judgment
-easily distracted
-killer sense of aesthetics
-super nice to everybody
-but can be easily led astray
-especially by pretty things
CAPRICORN you are now YVAIN
-animal lover
-can get so wrapped up in a project that u neglect ur personal life
-unintentionally makes loved ones mad but super good at getting back in their good graces
-gets super focused on one thing to the exclusion of all else
-animal lover
-can get so wrapped up in a project that u neglect ur personal life
-unintentionally makes loved ones mad but super good at getting back in their good graces
-gets super focused on one thing to the exclusion of all else
AQUARIUS you are now BORS THE YOUNGER
-gentle, kind, compassionate, thoughtful
-virtuous to a fault
-understanding & accepting
-almost like, superhuman in ability to not get mad
-will always do what's right even if it hurts ppl u love
-more about the greater good at times
-gentle, kind, compassionate, thoughtful
-virtuous to a fault
-understanding & accepting
-almost like, superhuman in ability to not get mad
-will always do what's right even if it hurts ppl u love
-more about the greater good at times
PISCES you are now LAMORAK
-often overlooked
-kinda bitter that more flashy ppl are lauded while ur daring deeds are ignored
-super competent & impressive but not *enough*
-keeps trying
-tries to be cool about being ignored but isn't cool w/it. Not at all
-needs more attention
-often overlooked
-kinda bitter that more flashy ppl are lauded while ur daring deeds are ignored
-super competent & impressive but not *enough*
-keeps trying
-tries to be cool about being ignored but isn't cool w/it. Not at all
-needs more attention
OK! I hope you enjoy your NEW SIGN OF THE ZODIAC!! HAVE FUN!!
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