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Hello America! The current chatter and disinformation on testing and how the actual fuck it works is astounding. So let’s @BilNye the shit out of this. #Thread
First of all, what’s the statutes of testing in the US? Well, it’s Fuck All! trump is sending low quality, unusable supplies to states to test with. Not all states are testing at a level needed and the Gov. doesn’t care.
The biggest and most repeated lie about testing is “The more you test, the more you find” “that’s why there’s rising numbers” Let me explain why this is fucking wrong.
Ok, all states use a PCR or brain tickler or nasal swab test. This test is a moment in time, like that moment in time when you sharted yourself. It only happened once and has no bearing on the next party.
Because Michigan has popped up in our feed and they have done a baller job of stopping the pandemic in their state. So, let’s use them as the example for our explanation, shall we?
Michigan has a lot of farmers, so let’s say your a 
farmer and your job is to inspect 
frome the field to see how the crop is growing.
farmer and your job is to inspect frome the field to see how the crop is growing.
For whatever reason, you start your damn week on Sunday. And inspect 100 ’s our of that 1 is infected and connected to an orange lump. It looks like this
. Math wise that 1% infected.
’s our of that 1 is infected and connected to an orange lump. It looks like this. Math wise that 1% infected.
Monday comes and the ’s keep cumming. You inspect another 100 and find 1 more . You’ve inspected more and found more infection but you’re still at 1% infected.
’s keep cumming. You inspect another 100 and find 1 more . You’ve inspected more and found more infection but you’re still at 1% infected.
Tuesday happens and you inspect 300 ‘s and find 3 . Once again you’ve inspected now and found more but you’re still at 1%. Math: 500‘s seen & 5 infected found.
‘s and find 3 . Once again you’ve inspected now and found more but you’re still at 1%. Math: 500‘s seen & 5 infected found.
Wednesday and yup it’s Hump Day! The ’s are just fucking flying at you!
’s are just fucking flying at you!
Wednesday you inspect 500 ’s! And find 10 infected. That’s an increase of .5% for a daily total of 1.5% infected that day. 
’s! And find 10 infected. That’s an increase of .5% for a daily total of 1.5% infected that day.
Thursday is flaccid and you only inspect 300 ’s but find 5 ! That’s another increase of .01% for a total of 1.6% infected that day. And a now running avg. of 1.5% of your ‘s infected and looking like this .
’s but find 5 ! That’s another increase of .01% for a total of 1.6% infected that day. And a now running avg. of 1.5% of your ‘s infected and looking like this .
Friday! And OMFG the hard on for the weekend is fucking real! You inspect 700 ‘s and find 6 more infections. You stop and think, yes I’ve tested more today and found more but fucking did I?
‘s and find 6 more infections. You stop and think, yes I’ve tested more today and found more but fucking did I?
Friday’s daily total was .8% of the ‘s were infected ’s. so actually, you found less even though it looks like more.
‘s were infected ’s. so actually, you found less even though it looks like more.
Saturday, mother fucking Saturday. You’re hung the fuck over and sore as shit Frome the weeks ing and that bitch Karen gets the Rona, so you have to go in to the farm. Of course Saturday starts to go dry and chafe.
ing and that bitch Karen gets the Rona, so you have to go in to the farm. Of course Saturday starts to go dry and chafe.
You inspect 1000 ‘s on Saturday and find 4. That’s a daily total of .4% infected. Good news you think, I took today in the ass but our infection rate went down.
‘s on Saturday and find 4. That’s a daily total of .4% infected. Good news you think, I took today in the ass but our infection rate went down.
Not so fucking fast! If you have paid attention to the math, you would notice a curve in infections but over the entire week you avg. a 1% infection rate. And this is where those fuckers manipulate the data. By picking a day/data point to make a claim.
infections but over the entire week you avg. a 1% infection rate. And this is where those fuckers manipulate the data. By picking a day/data point to make a claim.
Wear a fucking mask and BLM 
