Going on an adventure
Mile 3: Listening to lil uzi
Mile 4: Was checking strava and I ran into a tree. Silly me!
Pullin out the coupe out the lot
Mile 5: I can now turn around and go home. Someone give me water or I will perish
Lol my meniscus is acting up again. In pain
Jk dont give me water I'm different
Mile 6: British ppl be like "ave got to use the lou" no lmao it's called a bathroom wtf is wrong with you
I like putting my hand through fences. Feels like I'm getting mini high fives
Mile 7: I think Lord the rings ending would be better if frodo died after casting the ring into mount doom
Mile 8: Hungry
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