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Here's how #PMQs goes 1
1. Someone asks arse kissy non-question that doesn't need a real answer
2. Starmer asks something
3. Johnson says something vaguely related to the topic
4. Starmer points out he didn't answer and asks again
5. Johnson tells a fib
1. Someone asks arse kissy non-question that doesn't need a real answer
2. Starmer asks something
3. Johnson says something vaguely related to the topic
4. Starmer points out he didn't answer and asks again
5. Johnson tells a fib
Here's how #PMQs goes 2
6. Starmer explains how and why it is a fib
7. Johnson repeats the fib
8. Starmer asks a related question
9. Johnson tells a fib with added British exceptionalism bluster
10. Starmer provides evidence that is was a fib and British exceptionalism it ain't
6. Starmer explains how and why it is a fib
7. Johnson repeats the fib
8. Starmer asks a related question
9. Johnson tells a fib with added British exceptionalism bluster
10. Starmer provides evidence that is was a fib and British exceptionalism it ain't
Here's how #PMQs goes 3
11. Johnson yells "SCHOOLS" for no apparent reason
12. Loads of MPs ask questions along the lines of "can the government assure us they are doing all they can"
13. Johnson says "yes the government is doing all it can"
11. Johnson yells "SCHOOLS" for no apparent reason
12. Loads of MPs ask questions along the lines of "can the government assure us they are doing all they can"
13. Johnson says "yes the government is doing all it can"
Here's how #PMQs goes 4
14. Other MPs ask incredibly specific questions
15. Johnson says "that's bad, this government is doing all it can"
16. DUP guy asks about the reality that a big Brexit lie Johnson told is about to bite his constituency
14. Other MPs ask incredibly specific questions
15. Johnson says "that's bad, this government is doing all it can"
16. DUP guy asks about the reality that a big Brexit lie Johnson told is about to bite his constituency
Here's how #PMQs goes 5
17. Johnson basically ignores that reality and offers up an alternative reality with no explanation
18. Repeat 12-15 until the clock runs out
19. Johnson leaves and gives not a single thought ever again to anything that was said
Kind of pointless
17. Johnson basically ignores that reality and offers up an alternative reality with no explanation
18. Repeat 12-15 until the clock runs out
19. Johnson leaves and gives not a single thought ever again to anything that was said
Kind of pointless
