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Question: Baby, you didn't call me today? I called you didnt pick up either, what is wrong?

Boo on Monday: I am so sorry, you know I had to work all day, and after work I stayed overtime to finish up with my project.

Tuesday: love, got off late from work and had to https://twitter.com/theonlymaleka/status/1154178922394918912
run down to church. You know Tuesdays are my midweek service days.

Wednesday: sorry I had rehearsals after work, came home to watch the champions league game, tried to call but it was late already.

Thursday: the meeting lasted too long, got there and waited for hours for my
boss to show up, got home too tired that I slept off.

Friday: the traffic was too bad, everywhere was blocked, had to sit in the bus for hours after a tiring day at work.

Saturday: woke up late dear, tried to wash and clean up the house, finished late and had to sleep the
whole afternoon, got up and watched the premier league game, you were on my mind to call ooo, but my battery died.

Sunday: service ended very late, so many Thanksgiving sessions and baby dedications. Got home and went straight to sleep, promised to call you when I woke up but I
was busy with something else.

Public holiday: sorry baby, you know it's a resting day. Been home, went out with the boys later and came back pretty late. Couldn't call, network was terrible.

Environmental sanitation day: love, I have been cleaning the roads and mopping the sea
all day, forgot to call you.

Election day: bae, Been queuing up to vote all morning, thought I'll call when I'm done but I was so angry at the guy that stole the ballot box. Sorry.

Lockdown and stay home day: babe, I am sorry I couldn't call. I have been on lockdown all day.
And my hand sanitizer finished.

Quarantine Day:
My love, I missed calling you, so sorry, I have been washing my face mask since yesterday.

Hmmm my dear, when you are in a relationship with the wrong person just forget it, the only thing they'll keep getting better at is making
excuses not to love you.

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