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CENTRICIDE CHARACTERS RANKED BASED ON HOW GOOD THEIR HUGS ARE; A THREAD
Commie
he is built like a TEDDY BEAR. a very tall, muscular teddy bear but thats okay. he is also very warm and probably smells nice. 100/10 id let him squeeze me to death
he is built like a TEDDY BEAR. a very tall, muscular teddy bear but thats okay. he is also very warm and probably smells nice. 100/10 id let him squeeze me to death
Natzie
he doesnt let people hug him BUT when he does its really uncomfortable because hes super tense. he smells like rasicy old men and his hands are always cold. 2/10 shut up UwO
he doesnt let people hug him BUT when he does its really uncomfortable because hes super tense. he smells like rasicy old men and his hands are always cold. 2/10 shut up UwO
Ancap
hes a spiky, lanky boi. hes probably lukewarm and smells like expensive perfumes. he only gives awkward hugs with those weird pats on the back. 4/10 could have been better
hes a spiky, lanky boi. hes probably lukewarm and smells like expensive perfumes. he only gives awkward hugs with those weird pats on the back. 4/10 could have been better
Anarchkitty
quis arms are pretty muscular from years of using quis baseball bat but quis skin is REALLY soft and quis super warm and que smells really sweet. also que wont shame you for asking for a hug 8/10 good cuddle buddy
quis arms are pretty muscular from years of using quis baseball bat but quis skin is REALLY soft and quis super warm and que smells really sweet. also que wont shame you for asking for a hug 8/10 good cuddle buddy
Radical Centrist
probably wouldn't hug you. smells like sweat and havent slept in four days. 1/10 just no.
probably wouldn't hug you. smells like sweat and havent slept in four days. 1/10 just no.
Moderate Lee
hes really soft and probably gives the best hugs. dont hug him too tight or hell freak out (that hug was too extreme??). hes warm and smells like new books. 7/10 stop being a pussy
hes really soft and probably gives the best hugs. dont hug him too tight or hell freak out (that hug was too extreme??). hes warm and smells like new books. 7/10 stop being a pussy
Horshoe Centrist
the wAy i sEe iT, tHere'S nO difFEreNcE beTweEn hUggInG yOu anD nOt HugGing yOu 0/10 shut the fuck up
the wAy i sEe iT, tHere'S nO difFEreNcE beTweEn hUggInG yOu anD nOt HugGing yOu 0/10 shut the fuck up
Apepolitical
he is a giant ape. but hes fluffy and warm. 3/10 a giant ape
he is a giant ape. but hes fluffy and warm. 3/10 a giant ape
Political Nihilist
he smells like weed and havent slept in a week. he also wouldnt hug you because hes an egdelord and hugging is gay 0/10 i gagged
he smells like weed and havent slept in a week. he also wouldnt hug you because hes an egdelord and hugging is gay 0/10 i gagged
Progressive
he smells like weed but in a good way. he will make sure youre okay if you ask him to hug you. strong, warm, hmm. 7/10 sweetheart
he smells like weed but in a good way. he will make sure youre okay if you ask him to hug you. strong, warm, hmm. 7/10 sweetheart
Conservative
wouldnt hug you because hugging is gay and he hates gay people 1/10 for the love of god shut up
wouldnt hug you because hugging is gay and he hates gay people 1/10 for the love of god shut up
Libertarian
now hear me out: he is short and chubby and smells like coffee. warm. absolutely perfect. the only minus is that if youre taller than him you really need to lean in or youll knock off his top hat. 8/10 i would hug the living shit out of him
now hear me out: he is short and chubby and smells like coffee. warm. absolutely perfect. the only minus is that if youre taller than him you really need to lean in or youll knock off his top hat. 8/10 i would hug the living shit out of him
Posadist
does he even have skin? i think hes just really slimy and cold. he smells like gasoline. 3/10 hes a cool guy tho
does he even have skin? i think hes just really slimy and cold. he smells like gasoline. 3/10 hes a cool guy tho
Anprim
hes hard to touch and his skin is like sand paper. he has literally never showered in his entire life. he smells like grass and sweat. 3/10 grug give hug grug emotional support
hes hard to touch and his skin is like sand paper. he has literally never showered in his entire life. he smells like grass and sweat. 3/10 grug give hug grug emotional support
Homonationalism
he has the same bodytype as natzie, a pile of sticks. uncomfy. would try to grab your ass and make everything way too sexual. he smells nice tho. 2/10 horny jail, now
he has the same bodytype as natzie, a pile of sticks. uncomfy. would try to grab your ass and make everything way too sexual. he smells nice tho. 2/10 horny jail, now
Anmon
i cant physically imagine him hugging anyone. he probably doesnt like hugs. 1/10
i cant physically imagine him hugging anyone. he probably doesnt like hugs. 1/10
Nazbol
he is built like commie, but wouldnt hug you because hugging is gay. if you tried to hug him he would beat you up. unless youre super close with him then his hugs are just like commies. 5/10 really tempting but dangerous
he is built like commie, but wouldnt hug you because hugging is gay. if you tried to hug him he would beat you up. unless youre super close with him then his hugs are just like commies. 5/10 really tempting but dangerous
Socialist
I CAN GUARANTEE he smells nice, he gives warm hugs and after that hell give you good advice. 9/10 great emotional support
I CAN GUARANTEE he smells nice, he gives warm hugs and after that hell give you good advice. 9/10 great emotional support
Anqueer
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DUDE ARM i bet they gives the warmest hugs also idk why but i think they smell like citruses. 9/10 i love them
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DUDE ARM i bet they gives the warmest hugs also idk why but i think they smell like citruses. 9/10 i love them
Anpac
he smells like nivea hand cream and gives me that grandma-type-hug vibes. overall i think he would give you a good hug since hes really nice. 7/10 he reminds me of my grandma a little too much
he smells like nivea hand cream and gives me that grandma-type-hug vibes. overall i think he would give you a good hug since hes really nice. 7/10 he reminds me of my grandma a little too much
Anfash
he wont only refuse to give you a hug, but will beat you up on sight. he really needs a hug, tho. 1/10 please seek help
he wont only refuse to give you a hug, but will beat you up on sight. he really needs a hug, tho. 1/10 please seek help
Anarchonihilst
he says hes too tough for hugs but in reality he enjoys cuddling. he smells of gasoline and sweat, but hes really warm. 5/10 hes just a little angy sometimes P
he says hes too tough for hugs but in reality he enjoys cuddling. he smells of gasoline and sweat, but hes really warm. 5/10 hes just a little angy sometimes P
Mutualism
TWICE THE HUG!! but really hugging them must be really uncomfortable since there are two of them 2/10
TWICE THE HUG!! but really hugging them must be really uncomfortable since there are two of them 2/10
Post-Left
Qui has the same hug values as Anarchkitty. 10/10 please can someone give quem a hug. que must be so cold sad and lonely
Qui has the same hug values as Anarchkitty. 10/10 please can someone give quem a hug. que must be so cold sad and lonely
