ushijima is such a comedic character to me. once you get past all his hype over being strong n intimidating you realize just how FUNNY his mere existence is. he’s the captain of his team but he’s also dumb as rocks. when he ran into kghn on his run what did he do?? that’s right+

this mf showed them his school. HE GOT IN TROUBLE FOR THAT. he looks like he would crush you if you tried to talk to him but actually just kinda passive??? (does that make sense im not sure) he’s just a big farmer boy??? there’s also his whole thing w tendou that i LOVE. it’s a+

classic case of grumpy one/sunshine one and it gives me brainrot. tendou wanted his team to read shounen jump and ushijima came in clutch ?? then there’s GOSHIKI who’s constantly saying how he’s gonna be the ace and ushijima is always like ‘okay’ with no inflection in his voice.+

he took a selfie w iwa just becuase iwa asked?? if people ask him to do things he just kinda does them ?? he’s a little naïve like that??? little bit of a himbo tbh. i bet this fucker used perfect grammar in he texts. his current concern is ‘none’ becuase he gives zero fucks. +

he has a NICKNAME. ITS USHIWAKA. it’s literally just a combo of his first and last names and to me is on the same level as ‘iwa-chan’ in terms of nicknames you would be called as a kid but not as a teen and he responds to it?? even from people who don’t know him and don’t have +

a bit of acquaintance with him?? he has a volleyball for a brain sjdjdjdhd. /look/ i could talk abt him for ages but tl;dr ushijima wakatoshi is incredibly funny and precious and i will never understand you if hate him