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The government of #Ukraine released documents that confirm the #bribe of $50 million for closing the #Burisma #Biden family case. Let’s call this thread: #JoeBiden is fkd
The good news? Ukrainians don’t fluff& flower their press conf with back slapping bullshit but get straight to the point so I’ll start at the top & work through doing my best to capture their words: New Details in the case of #Burisma bribe and new records of Convos #Bidenisfkd
So they begin with a breakdown of what’s being covered:
Skipped the screenshot showing who the convos are with. My apologies. I suck at this part: #JoeBidenIsFkd
Here he’s outlining that it’s #Poroshenko the former pres of Ukraine and #Biden who’s voices you hear (also released separately) discussing the “alleged” bribery
Now it’s starting to get a little juicier as they outline the fixer from Burisma, Kicha, Shokin, the dude who was fired for investigating, and info on Biden pressuring Pres Poroshenko #JoeBidenIsFkd
I forgot to add these screenshots which detail that they are calling this #treason and claim that US diplomats and others stole money from Ukrainian taxpayers. Sorry. I really do suck at this but hey it’s better than listening to it, right?
He’s talking about the report filed by the prosecutor which is more proof of the “alleged” treasonous activities by Biden & Poroshenko and another name that came up, George Kent.....
And here’s more details of the laundering and the orgs involved. Some of these orgs are new to me but it’s clear Burisma was a shell, laundering thru these others.
Here’s where they discussed that Biden was involved, and the Biden fam recd 3.4 mil and then $ was transferred from Burisma to Rosemont Seneca, who some will recognize....
What’s shocking is the dates - they are still actively operating and laundering money! #Yenin
More on the report, Yenin, Kicha, and the report presented to Lutsenko
Important to remember the players and who they are: Yenin, a Poroshenko henchman who was made the Dep Min of Forein Affairs in Zelenskys new Min of Foreign Affairs, Biden & his handler George Kent, who was communicating weekly with Yenin
Went back becuz phone died as I was listening again to this part. Bear with me. I would love to screenshot the entire 1:18 presser but let’s be realistic so I’m extracting what I think is important while seeing patients & playing w/a 9 yr old ANYWAY: Zlochevsky sent 50 mil bribe
Here he talks about Zlochevsky and Kicha trying to influence the investigation and the $50 mil bribe paid by Zlochevsky
He’s outlining that he had to open an investigation due to the large sums of money being used to bribe Ukrainian officials by the Burisma Biden folks
More deets as to why he opened the investigation and that it was an undercover investigation that sought to understand where the $ came from and where it was going
He noted that Burisma were ready to bribe with 50 mil but he needed to understand how they were doing it and so they had to ask the Ukrainian Security Service to help
And they used an undercover organization to do so
They must have gotten wind of the investigation because all of a sudden things changed and the bribe stopped and Burisma case no longer existed
So yes I see I put some out of order but Zlochevsky used Burisma to launder $ and worked with Devon Archer’s company, Rosemont Seneca. Archer is a close family friend of the Biden’s if you remember
This outlines that Archer is close to Biden, as is his company
Mysteriously as we know, the case was closed even tho they had Burisma caught with bribes of $6 mil and last Oct the officials said not so fast, we are reopening the investigation
Now it gets really interesting; they confirmed with Kulyk that the Biden’s were the suspects but by then $44 MILLION DISAPPEARED, laundered by Biden!
Strangely, Biden was no longer mentioned as a person of interest and it’s Sytnyk who was working on behalf of Hillary Clinton’s campaign and created the fake black book, which is what got Manafort into trouble....interesting.
They mention that George Kent, Biden, the US Embassy, and the Dem Party, including Clinton, and the US Department of State basically ran Ukraine and used it for laundering money and election interference
May need to create second/new thread as some aren’t going through (thanks, Twatter) and I’m literally only 12 mins in at this point. Yikes!
They know it was the Dems, et al, who put Shokins life in danger. They’d also like to speak to Sytnyk, wondering if he’s still hanging with Poroshenko, how much is he getting to leak info....
They wanna know: why do companies close to Biden disappear, where’s the $44 million, and why did Burisma have $6 million in cash?? I know we know the answer and he’s letting these scum know that they do, too
More questions for Sytnyk
He doesn’t believe Sytnyk will come forward because of the ties to the US Dem party and the embarrassment it will cause
He then played a phone call between Biden and Poroshenko from 12/2016 - yup. After the election
I’m taking a break. Need to get work done...
Ok I’m back and trust me, it gets even better - or worse...so now they’re discussing the fact that Biden was very interested in the energy sector and that Naftogaz CEO, Kobolyev, was subordinate to Biden
This next set discussed Kobolyev and his fat salary, driving around in a caddy, tariffing the crap out of the Ukrainian people, to pay for it all. Disgusting. Remember, he reports to Biden...
And then they go in: Biden is blackmailing president Poroshenko!
Here’s the portion the Biden call where he outlines that Biden is the Lord and master and the Ukrainians are his vassals. He then discussed how Biden is protecting g Kobolyev because he’s who helps funnel/launder the money frm the pseudo gas companies. Last pic is the cost of it
He further discusses the corruption tax as he calls jr, which has stolen half a billion from the citizens of Ukraine and the talks about the irony of Ukraine energy independence; it’s not obviously.
Here’s a familiar name: George Soros, who’s also balls deep in the corruption. Shocker. He’s also still discussing how taxpayer $ ended up in the hands of Biden & others
The investigator is highly sarcastic which is funny in this sad tale of corruption. Anyway, he reminds us what we heard back in Nov about the corruption, incl Hochstein being the Biden henchman watching over Naftogaz for him
This next portion discussed Hochstein and him being the “architect” of the natural gas reform ie tarrifs choking the shit out of citizens
He’s outlining here how they were able to create this laundered effect with the gas, with it goin via pipe to Slovakia and then returned to Ukraine, now making it “European” has when it’s still clearly Ukrainian. Note he calls the scumbags “heroes” lol
He details how they added on a tax which is a tariff, increasing the price to the consumer
So that’s how they made Ukraine gas into European gas. He then discussed that these same people, Biden, Soros, Kobolyev & Hochstein have done this before and Biden managed to “snatch” 1.5 BILLION out of the blue....
This is where he discussed how Biden pressured President Poroshenko to get rid of Shokin, the investigator, who was onto the scheme.
And then they played another call from April 2016 detailing how Biden was pressuring Poroshenko to control Groysman
Gotta take another break. Sheesh. Sorry about that but there’s so much to parse out of every second
So continuing on with the recording of Biden & Poroshenkos call but some words don’t translate to English so don’t think he meant he licked Poroshenko but use your imagination here.
Now he starts in on what the tarrifs did the the people of Ukraine; the tarrifs were 100% increase in the prices for heating and electricity #BidenScum
He then plays another convo from April 2016 between Biden and Poroshenko and Poroshenko is asking for Biden’s word but it’s clear Biden doesn’t quite trust him. Huh wonder why 
More of the April 2016 call and Biden’s pressuring Poroshenko to stay the course, don’t try and renegotiate
Biden told Poroshenko to make the prime minister do what we need and you’ll get your money; Biden controls Ukraine and it’s very clear
Another call. This is still from the April 2026 convo where Poroshenko says he just needs a signal from Biden
The investigators outline the Convo and noted that Biden placed Victoria Nuland as another watchdog but he didn’t tell Poroshenko
Poroshenko refers to Biden as his “guardian angel” ya who wouldn’t when billions are about to be funneled to you. Anyway Biden mentions the appointment of a Ukrainian American prosecutor to “help” out in Ukraine. He wants someone to cover up his laundering. These ppl are sick
More on the Ukrainian American prosecutor from the May 2016 call between Biden and Poroshenko and it’s very obvious what’s going on. It’s not Poroshenko who’s running Ukraine but again, it’s Biden who’s also enriching himself off the taxpayers
They’re detailing that due to Shokin being dropped and replaced by Biden’s handpicked crony, Biden’s name disappeared from all investigations and so did $44 million along the way
This details how the case was transferred from the Security Service to NABU....
Biden controlled EVERYTHING in Ukraine even the banks
Ok this is the Oct 2016 convo between Biden and Poroshenko where Biden wants to hear how the reorg of the bank is going - Privat Bank which is really the Bank OBiden if we are being honest
So Poroshenko tells Biden that things weren’t going well with Privat Bank aka the Bank OBiden but he has a new insider that he trusts will protect them
Then Poroshenko thanks Biden for the use of the CIA (!?!?) who cooperated/helped with Ukraine intelligence guys.....these audio are all separate clips and I highly recommend listening to them twice.
The last of the 10/2016 call where Poroshenko discusses Onyshchenko who was given a Russian passport and Biden says cool, and he’ll let him know how his convo goes with Arseniy
The prosecutor then tells us that Onyshchenko is Poroshenkos partner in crime and helps bribe members of Parliament but turns out Mr O can’t be trusted either and Poroshenko shared this with Biden. Last point: this is all illegal acts by Poroshenko
Added the last two screenshots with this because it really tells the story about how Poroshenko was using a foreign gov to put pressure on his former accomplice and the ppl of Ukraine and then another call is played. See next tweet
Dec 2016 call. Think back. Biden knew that Trump was taking over in a month but yet he still doesn’t seem to give zero fucks. Here’s Poroshenko thanking Biden for the “clear signal” which we’ve heard a few times now. He’s discussing how Onyshchenko might be cooperating w/the FBI
Dec 2026 call cont’d where Poroshenko says let the FBI investigate becuz Onyshchenko is a discredited person but he’s asking Biden for reassurance that the FBI Isn’t investigating. Biden says no but he will double check to be sure
Investigators sum up the call, pointing out that Onyshchenko is a threat becuz he’s not controlled by Biden as Poroshenko is and Mr O is also a gas competitor. Biden’s henchman Arseniy is confirmed and he’s not just some independent biz man.
Poroshenko would give guarantees but only if Yatsenyuk resigned as Prime Minister and now we go to the next call between Biden & Poroshenko
So this is 2/2016 call between Biden and Poroshenko and Biden is oddly stumping for the Ukraine PM, Arseniy, who’s worried about losing immunity
Poroshenko then gives his personal guarantee that the PM is fine and the new prosecutor has nothing on him.
Here’s the rest of the convo with Poroshenko guaranteeing that Arseniy is protected and here we have Biden asking Poroshenko for a favor.
Prosecutor says that the US VP should not be stumping for the PM of Ukraine as it’s not his place and then he’s playing another convo. Poroshenko and Biden sure speak often don’t they?
10/2016 call btween Biden and Poroshenko ab Biden’s convo with the PM, Arseniy....odd. Shouldn’t the “president” Poroshenko do this or is Biden the real Pres of Ukraine and Poroshenko is a figurehead?
Here Biden asks Poroshenko what else should be passed along to Arseniy the PM and Poroshenko outlines his displeasure with itt Avakov and the French am Amb who I am guessing didn’t like what Avakov told her
Contd 10/2016 call re Avakov and the French Amb and Poroshenko detailing what he wants Biden to pass along to the PM Arseniy
More convo from 10/2016 about what Biden is to tell the Ukraine PM Arseniy and how he needs to present a United front
Biden says he will do that. Investigators outline the difference between the approach with Onyshchenko and the guarantees for Yatsenyuk and then it’s back to Privat bank aka BankOBiden and leads into next recoded convo between Biden and Poroshenko
Biden compliments Poroshenko for getting the Dutch in line, nationalizing Privat bank aka BankOBiden and Poroshenko thanks Biden for the very effective convo with the PM Arseniy.
More from the 12/2016 convo and Poroshenko details some in house issues......
More from the 12/2016 convo with Poroshenko assuring his boss, Biden, that he’s doing his bidding. Not sure who Christine is but she’s going to call Poroshenko
More from 12/2016 call and Biden assures Poroshenko he will have the loan from the US soon. And what a fkn idiot - the Dutches? JFC. They’re the Dutch or Danes. You’d think Biden would know this.
More from 12/2016 Biden telling Poroshenko do this or else, basically walking him thru the nationalization but Poroshenko gets the credit, Biden gets the $$$
More 12/2016 and Biden says this is a key test for how Poroshenko is committed to fighting corruption but it’s only because someone’s listening in on the call. Biden IS the corruption. Then it shifts to Naftogaz and Biden’s saying there’s talk about going after the chairman
More 12/2016 call and Biden tells Poroshenko to tell the PM to slow down and then Poroshenko details the work he did to nationalize Privat bank and how the media cooperated with him and said what he wanted them to. Sounds familiar
More of the 12/2016 call that ends with Biden promising Poroshenko more money. OUR money FYI.
Investigators point out date of call was right before Trump took office and that the media coordinated and cooperated with Poroshenko and did as he asked
Here the investigators note that Poroshenko acts like the subordinate of Biden rather than the leader of a country. They used censorship and bribery to get their way and screw the people over.
They point out that Biden helped corrupt Ukraine and that Oleksiyovych complained that they haven’t released the full transcripts of these calls and that is explained
He then stated that the corruption is multiplying and they’re creating a larger anti corruption platform to investigate these facts to ensure the US & Ukraine relations are preserved and next he’s detailing how large the corruption network is
Almost done FRENNNS! Investigators show how deeply entrenched the corruption is - they have their own deep state and of course Soros is involved there, too
He’s still taking about how deep the corruption goes and how it’s intertwined with the US
He’s still talking about how US taxpayers have been ripped off too and how Ukraine has set up ridiculous agencies who have gigantic budgets and zero accountability. It’s how they launder money of course
He says they need the support of the US in solving the corruption
He’s discussing how the US laundered money into Ukraine via Biden and others and he’s asking those who have knowledge of this corruption to come forward
Ok. Is he’s asked a few questions frm a journalist who appears to be from the US and has a lot of info on Burisma
The dude asking questions then says that there is a trial being prepared in SDNY and Hunter isn’t being held responsible. So....not sure about this but it’s giving me pause for sure.
Journalist is asking for his help with the SDNY CASE and investigator says give me your files, im happy to assist. Hmmmmm
The other investigator steps in and says look, all Burisma investigations have been stopped. Says you won’t find any info from Ukraine because of the Biden bribes which sucks.
He goes on to say that the US Treasury has all this info and the journalist or whoever he is should ask them. Hmmm.
Here they state they really only want Poroshenko and Biden is our problem. He said they have to focus on the issues in Ukraine and can’t worry about the US. Can’t say I blame him.
Ok this journalist claimed that there’s questions surrounding the authenticity of the voices lol. She’s clearly like the MSDNC media here. And that folks is it! The rest is questions pertaining only to Ukraine! Thanks for reading #JoeBidenIsFkd!
The end!!!
