A cooking contest show, except all the contestants are amateur chefs in Asia and they have to cook a dish white people like based on a aingle photo and description of said dish.
"Chefs, your technical challenge today.. is THIS"
"One white person describes it as: Some people like it sweet, some like it spicy, you usually get it at a sports bar.."
amateur chefs: What is it..? It looks like dumplings with no fold. Maybe it is a large "shell pasta" with sauce on the outside
another amateur shef: they are shaped like football, which is made from cow leather, so it must be tempura beef with sauce
another amateur chef: runs to the fridges to secure fish balls of this shape
Judges: it looks right..
Judges: ok this looks like chicken wing, but it's not.. it's still delicious, almost like a mapo tofu
Judges: oh.. this person made a desert. It's delicious. Wonderful little sweet rice cakes dango with salty red sauce.
"Chefs, your technical challenge today.. is t h i s
A white person described it as: oh, yeah, I brought that for the company potluck last month, everyone said the raisins were a great add"
amateur chefs: is that a pickled dish? Raisins??? is it a desert? Do they call cherry tomatoes "raisin" in white countries?
"Difficult challenge today, chefs."
Our white expert says it's "a classic American dish".
Amateur chefs: what is it?
Amateur chef 1: looks like a giant roasted xiao long bao
Two chefs get into an argument on if the holes are intnentional or a technical mistake because if it was a xiao long bao, all the gravy would leak out of the holes.
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