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Rewatching @VeggieTales and I never appreciated their scripts as a kid.
Bob: The Philistines came to fight the Israelites.
Larry: What are the Philippines?
Bob: They're a small group of islands in the Pacific Ocean. But that's not important right now
Bob: The Philistines came to fight the Israelites.
Larry: What are the Philippines?
Bob: They're a small group of islands in the Pacific Ocean. But that's not important right now
King Darius: Daniel, are you ok?
Daniel, in the lion's den: Yeah I'll be right up! Just want to say bye to my new friends... Bye guys - thanks for the pizza!
Darius: You had pizza?
Daniel, in the lion's den: Yeah I'll be right up! Just want to say bye to my new friends... Bye guys - thanks for the pizza!
Darius: You had pizza?
Hayman: You, Mordecai, are nothing but a guh-nat!
M: It's a silent 'g'
H: Are you calling me stupid? Are you calling ME a guh-nat?!
M: It's a silent 'g'
H: Are you calling me stupid? Are you calling ME a guh-nat?!
King Xerxes: Do you think my new queen will like me?
Hayman: Of course she will! Everyone likes you, under penalty of death
Hayman: Of course she will! Everyone likes you, under penalty of death
My personal fave so far...
David: I will fight Goliath!
King Saul: You will? Are you sure you don't just want to play your harp and I throw things at you?
David: I will fight Goliath!
King Saul: You will? Are you sure you don't just want to play your harp and I throw things at you?
[Biblical characters talking]
Squash 1: I'm so hungry I could eat a whole camel!
Squash 2: I'm so hungry I could eat a whole spaceship
S1: what is that?
S2: ...I have no idea
Squash 1: I'm so hungry I could eat a whole camel!
Squash 2: I'm so hungry I could eat a whole spaceship
S1: what is that?
S2: ...I have no idea
Bob: Umm Larry is that an oven mitt on your head?
Larry: Yes. They're all the rage!
Bob: But you can't see where you're going. Isn't that dangerous?
Larry: The price of fashion.
Larry: Yes. They're all the rage!
Bob: But you can't see where you're going. Isn't that dangerous?
Larry: The price of fashion.
Mr. Nezzer: How would you boys like to be junior executives?
Benny: What does that mean?
Mr. Luntz: It means you get to wear a tie
Benny: Then sure!
Benny: What does that mean?
Mr. Luntz: It means you get to wear a tie
Benny: Then sure!
[Captain Pa admits to cheating]
Larry: I'm appalled!
Mr. Luntz: I'm disgusted! You've disgraced the good name of "pirate!" Ah... well, no... never mind.
Larry: I'm appalled!
Mr. Luntz: I'm disgusted! You've disgraced the good name of "pirate!" Ah... well, no... never mind.
Townspeople: Mr. Alfred is really a dangerous robot! Run away!
Mr. Alfred: No! I'm not a robot! I'm... British...!
Mr. Alfred: No! I'm not a robot! I'm... British...!
Narrator: And then on the seventh day, the Israelites marched around Jericho seven times and the priests blew their horns
*jazzy peas play When the Saints Come Marching In*
*jazzy peas play When the Saints Come Marching In*
Larry: *opens door* Who are you
Robber: I'm a bank robber here to rob your bank
L: Not a banker but come in
L: *opens door* Who are you
Viking: I'm a viking here to steal your chickens
L: No chickens but come in
L: *opens door* Who are you
Man: I'm from the IRS -
*door slams*
Robber: I'm a bank robber here to rob your bank
L: Not a banker but come in
L: *opens door* Who are you
Viking: I'm a viking here to steal your chickens
L: No chickens but come in
L: *opens door* Who are you
Man: I'm from the IRS -
*door slams*
Randalf: If you put the magic bean in the fire, the inscription will appear...
Toto Baggypants: "If you can read this, you're too close"
Randalf: ...other side
Toto Baggypants: "If you can read this, you're too close"
Randalf: ...other side
