Thinking about my future as a wife guy
Once I get a wife, it's over for you hos
This is just a good tweet
Don't talk to me until I've had my wife
You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps to have a wife
Live
Laugh
Love My Wife
Gonna have an article written about me, touting some insufferable catchphrase like "How I Live A Wife-Positive Life"
Making pandemic related merchandise

I Tested Positive

For Loving My Wife
High on life? No thank you

More like

High on wife
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-

I took the one with my wife on it

and that has made all the difference
with great wife comes great responsibility
When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried my wife
I care not for the comedy rule of threes
[to the tune of Blue by Eiffel 65]

NOW LISTEN UP

THIS IS A STORY

OF HOW I LOVE MY WIFE

AND THINK MY WIFE IS COOL
this is me https://twitter.com/TwoLemonades/status/1275082014232850432
[Extremely Frank Black voice]

Where is my wife
Where is my wife
Wheeeeeerrrreeeee is my wife
unlike the Talking Heads this is my beautiful wife
Wife me up before you go go
PS I'll find my wife

who took my wife
who found my wife
IT'S MY WIFE

IT'S NOW OR NEVER
IT'S MY WIFEIT'S NOW OR NEVER
IT'S MY WIFEIT'S NOW OR NEVER
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