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KOT is one big family, but there are some small sub groups.
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1. Agency Twitter, also known as Twitter A. These guys get the best gigs on the platform though they only give it to their friends. You need to have connections. They can't promote an upcoming business without pay. Some of them are good people offline(bless the good ones).
2. Chokoraa Twitter. A very welcoming side if you ask me. It's made up of bullies.They are so influential. Chokoraa Twitter runs the streets
they had some beef na Twitter A juu ya gigs.They are always chaotic. Waking up and buying data to banter one another is their way of life
they had some beef na Twitter A juu ya gigs.They are always chaotic. Waking up and buying data to banter one another is their way of life
3. Locust Twitter. This side of Twitter is always supportive. They retweet and like each other's tweets. You might even post a lame joke and they'll be there kekeke-ing on your jokes. They help each other grow massively. Their topics ni about sex and some dry banter.
4. Westmall Twitter. Their mom is cardi B. They do anything for clout.They'll f ck offline and bring their erotic experiences online. They love konyagi. That side has some fine hunnies lakini Jabali alisema unaweza Zama huko utoke na ugonjwa 27(sijui Kama ni personal experience).
5. Car Twitter. These guys are car enthusiasts. They always post pics of their cars. Most hunnies on the TL associate with them not because they like them, but because they want to be chauffeured around. They hate prado's. Huwezi pata Range and TX owners hapa, just Subaru boys.
6. Kaparo Twitter. Eh! These people can drink your hunnies just by posting their delicacies on the streets. Their famous pick up line is "Kam kwangu nikupikie". You'll eat their food then they'll eat youogopa! They always post pics of their non stick pans on 4-burner's
ogopa! They always post pics of their non stick pans on 4-burner's
7. Relationship Twitter. This group posts about relationships. They'll always post their lovebirds to make us feel jealous. Pics of them kissing, carrying each other around and showing off their engagement rings will always surface on the TL. Wao huwa wamekaliana lakini
8. Witchcraft Twitter. Hawa wako na roho mbaya Sana they always go after relationship Twitter. "Mtaachana tu" and "God when?" (They mean this in the illest way) is all their keyboard can type. They'll always question Kama gari yako inaweza panda mlima
they always go after relationship Twitter. "Mtaachana tu" and "God when?" (They mean this in the illest way) is all their keyboard can type. They'll always question Kama gari yako inaweza panda mlima
9. Feminist Twitter. They claim they are feminists, but they hate men with passion. They always try to bring down menHawa ni maombi tu inaweza wasaidia. They are beyond repair. Most of them are always heartbroken.
Hawa ni maombi tu inaweza wasaidia. They are beyond repair. Most of them are always heartbroken.
10. DCI Twitter. These guys have screenshots of everything whatever you said will be used against you on the TL. This lot finds faults in your pictures and your contradictory tweets.
whatever you said will be used against you on the TL. This lot finds faults in your pictures and your contradictory tweets.
11. Football twitter. They are full of banters "we bought Pepe who's worth ÂŁ72m" YoU aNd WhO?
Their accounts are always inactive till match days. Anyway, yesterday this lot concluded arsenal is the worst team in the world. And I agree
"we bought Pepe who's worth ÂŁ72m" YoU aNd WhO?Their accounts are always inactive till match days. Anyway, yesterday this lot concluded arsenal is the worst team in the world. And I agree
12. Political Twitter.Most of them are paid 527 to praise these politicians. They'll always have a tag for Ruto day in day out most of them are always influenced by their tribal lines. This side causes tension on the streets. I hope they'll realize politicians ain't our friends
most of them are always influenced by their tribal lines. This side causes tension on the streets. I hope they'll realize politicians ain't our friends
13. Tv Twitter. Eh! These guys can pressure you into buying a 75" tv na unaishi kwa single room
They will bully you for having a 32" screen. They'll send you magnifying glasses so that you can watch your 32" comfortably I don't think most of them had TV's back at home.
They will bully you for having a 32" screen. They'll send you magnifying glasses so that you can watch your 32" comfortably
I don't think most of them had TV's back at home.
14. Fossil Twitter. This side has some old chaps. Someone was in secondary in 2002. They'll always try and condemn young lads for acting their ageHawa wanadeserve waende tu Facebook. They always act like moral cops but tweet zao za kitambo zikiletwa they were savages.
Hawa wanadeserve waende tu Facebook. They always act like moral cops but tweet zao za kitambo zikiletwa they were savages.
15. Asamoh. Huyu ako na Twitter yake. He is purely based on hate. He hates women with passion. Sijui walimfanyia Nini. He does need to grow up and act his age.
What category do you fall in?
