"Hey Geoffrey, just letting you know, President Trump finally nominated Jay Clayton to take over for you here. Your tenure as the Acting US Attorney for SDNY will end on July 3 when Craig Carpenito will come in.

I got several options for you now as you leave this temp job..."
"What the...what the hell are you saying. Acting? Temporary?

I'm not going anywhere. I'll leave this office when this Clayton guy gets confirmed by the Senate and not a second before!"
"Oh. So that's how it is."
"Hey...hey news media! You'll never guess what just happened! The AG barged into my office at SDNY and tried to FORCE ME TO RESIGN TODAY! But I sure told him! I am NOT resigning!"
"That was....unwise, Geoffrey."
"No idea how Barr thought he was gonna get away with this, demanding my resignation yesterday! The nerve of that guy!"
"He did what? YOU'RE FIRED!"
"He did WHAT?!"
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