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Yes I know how this thread reads but also, yes, the fireworks have been truly alarmingly loud and later and later into the night, every single night. It IS as insane as this thread might sound https://twitter.com/sonofbaldwin/status/1274341681563938821
They truly do wake me up and scare me all the time because.......they sound like fucking bombs! They are somehow distinctly *not* celebratory or whatever fireworks “for” the protests would be
okay finally just searched "fireworks" in twitter after reading this thread and got some validation so I am officially a Fireworks Truther (?)
truly look up "fireworks" here and tell me it's not insane to see the same specific complaints from so many people
I also rarely actually *see them* but I always *hear* them which I think is weird. and I'm usually still out when they start! how u gonna be so loud and barely visible.......no thank you
I am in deep on Firework Gate and it's only 12:45am...........plenty of time to become fully loco.........try me
Okay now I’m spooked like if I were watching Zodiac
Doing investigative journalism
tfw big boom make you jump who relate???
tell me that big boom isn't sinister
Okay the truth is out there and I’m uncovering it.....?.....
okay revising my statement to say that yes "big boys" could just be the ones closest to me lmao but also......weirdly.......I stand by this
it's 1:30 let's see if they mysteriously die down again......I will know because I will be awake because Fireworks Truthers don't sleep
I do think last night or the night before it was closer to 2am though.....we'll see....I need some water
I jinxed it they're going till 2 tonight.......and SO AM I
I will stay up all night learning how to fight the fireworks with my fists and my brains
what the fireworks and the evils behind them don't know is that I grow stronger on no sleep......I thrive on this shit.......let's go
okay 3 big boys in a row perhaps the grand finale I still have not had water
#nycfireworks is trending.......I feel victorious......at last a home for my Normal thread..........the Truthers coming together
2:15am and what is this Black Eyed Peas? Because all I'm hearin is Boom Boom Pow
2:30am yeah I'm up yeah I've clocked a boom
I'm tempted to tweet every time I hear a firework but that would be insane so what I'll just say is............boom boom boom boom pow they're goin off
ding dong 2:40am I'm a firework and I'm here to say hello in a mean way
folks I wish I were lying but the fact of the matter is it's 2:54am and the damn #nycfireworks are popping off like evil popcorn
aaand a big boy to welcome 2:55am
They’re literally going off as I tweet this lmao
Anyways joke’s on fuckin them because I’ve been out protesting almost every day and I can tell you I am at least 2x louder and 3x more obnoxious when I’m overtired so see ur cop asses tomorrow lmao stupid katy perry ass bitches
If you’re wondering if the fireworks are going off at 3:22am what I can tell you is yes
cool so trend is every 10mins approx I guess
Hate to say I closed my eyes and right on cue 4:04am the fireworks said “no no nooo! not for you!!”
and a boom @ 4:36am :)
