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Trump, on how more Covid-19 testing results in more confirmed cases: "So I said to my people, slow the testing down, please."
Trump, on his request to a fictional child running around: "How about a piece of your immune system."
Trump, on the scenario that the protesters want to see happen across the U.S.: "A real tough hombre is breaking into the room of a young woman whose husband is away at his job as a salesman," but when she calls the police, no one answers.
Trump on his Westpoint speech: "'Sir,' they say to me, 'We have to go. ... After an hour, we land, more inspections. 'Sir, are you ready?' 'Yes I am.' ... The sun is pouring down on me. ... I saluted. Six hundred times! Thank God they were in twos."
" ... I was on the stage for HOURS. For HOURS. I saluted for an hour and a half. Think of it essentially, almost six hundred times. 'Sir we can now leave.' ' Great I'll follow you.'" Trump is now reenacting going down the ramp.
His supporters cheer? What is going on.
His supporters cheer? What is going on.
Trump on what he said while going down the ramp: "General, I've got myself a problem, General. I'm wearing leather bottom shoes. ... There's no way! I just saluted six hundred times. I'm being baked like a cake! There's no way I can get down the ramp without falling on my ass."
Y'all need to see the chyron for Trump's ramp story.
Trump is ranting about how the fake news media wouldn't play the last ten feet of his walk down the ramp, because he triumphantly ran down to the end. But, he says, when the fake news plays the clip, they misleadingly end it before his triumphant, handsome sprint to the end.
Trump is now proving to the crowd he's capable of drinking a glass of water. He briefly raises a glass to his face and then hurls it down to the floor.
The crowd goes FUCKING WILD.
The crowd goes FUCKING WILD.
I know these tweets don't sound like this is a real thing that is really happening, but this is a real thing that's really happening.
Trump, on Biden's relationship with the protesters(?): "Does anyone think he really controls these crazy maniacs?"
But actually, no, no one does think that? Why would anyone think that?
But actually, no, no one does think that? Why would anyone think that?
Trump warns that if someone "does something stupid on November 3rd" and Biden wins, then 'If the Democrats are in charge, the protesters will take over, and no one will be in charge.'
