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Every time we’re forced to talk about Joe Rogan I am reminded of my best and most immutable axiom: Nothing that only men like is cool.
Everyone is mad about this so let me just clarify that I’m 100% correct.
Everyone who was mad about this tweet is an enourmous dork virgin who can’t drive. Sorry.
Wear a mask you greasy virgins.
To clarify, Joe Rogan fans are extremely virginal. I wish them best in their effort to be sexually viable someday.
Everyone replying to this is like “what about Alexander the Great?!” As if the King of Macedon was listening to a dumb podcast while he was conquering Persia. Get a grip you lonely dorks.
Before you reply to this, please remember that I don’t care about you.
Please stop telling me your girlfriend likes Joe Rogan. Your girlfriend isn’t real.
While you’re here being annoying, you and your girlfriend (who is real, and exists) should donate to protect black lives. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ms_blm_homepage_2019
I want to close the loop on this thread by saying that over the years I’ve been yelled at by various groups of losers on Twitter and all I can tell you is that when it comes down to it the Pete Buttigieg gays went way harder than the Joe Rogan dorks.
