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I have to hand it to you, @PressSec Kayleigh McEnany.

The way you let the press expose itself is truly masterful.

The VOICES ALONE are so repulsive that you could YODEL your answers, and you'd STILL come across as more sane than they are.

It's a room full of shrews and fishwives.

They press everybody's buttons.

Karenland.

@Acosta is the Greatest Karen In The History Of Karens.

Now he cracks me up.

@realDonaldTrump had a roundtable, and one the Karens asked a shrill question, so Trump let Secretary Azar handle it.

Then Trump performed his magic.

"Look at her. She's not even listening," he said. "She asks a question, and then she doesn't even listen to the answer. None of you ever listen."

And all the Karens sit there, staring blankly.

Acosta is the best, because as you gut him, he doesn't know it.

He plows ahead, making a bigger and bigger fool of himself as you CARVE HIM like a Thanksgiving turkey.

The last time I went to San Francisco, I had THREE run-ins with Karens in one day.

The best was over a parking space.

A saw a guy pull out, so I took the space.

Parallel parking on the street.

As I emerge from my car, a Mercedes arrives beside me. The front passenger window rolls down, and the blonde Karen shouts, "I WAS WAITING FOR THAT SPACE!"

"Where?" I asked.

"On the side street back there," she says, pointing.

"That's an alley," I said. "It's almost a block away. How was I supposed to see you?"

"It doesn't matter if you could see me. I was waiting, so you need to let me have that space."

"Okay. I'll let you have it."

I walked away.

She rolled up beside me.

"WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" she shrieked. "YOU SAID YOU'D LET ME HAVE MY SPACE!"

"I am," I said. "I didn't say WHEN I'd let you have it. I'll be back in an hour. You can have it then."

She roared away, burning rubber.

I had a big smile all day.

Acosta makes me smile too.

His house is burning down, and he's using a thimble to throw water on the fire.

YOU DO A GREAT JOB.

It's such a pleasure to watch you in action.

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