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Young Dude In Public Park With Incredibly Resonant Voice: DUDE! THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE IN THIS PARK WITH BETTER BODIES THAN ME.
Quick side-eye.
Dude, I have to agree.
Quick side-eye.
Dude, I have to agree.
Dude and his 3 wasted friends take turn trying a circus performer's tightrope strung between trees.
It is terrifying, full of terrible falls and lots of bro laughs.
It is terrifying, full of terrible falls and lots of bro laughs.
After they have all tried it, they grill the one of their number that was the least terrible (because not one of them could be called "the best) about his technique and look to him for pointers.
Emboldened, he now wants to try a forward flip on the tightrope.
Emboldened, he now wants to try a forward flip on the tightrope.
I fear I may see a bro die today.
I mean- it's kind of survival of the fittest, or Darwinism or something.
It's not like i"d be traumatized.
I mean- it's kind of survival of the fittest, or Darwinism or something.
It's not like i"d be traumatized.
I'm really glad they are super high because they are now doing backflips down a slippery grass slope and they CAN'T GET SUPER HIGH.
The unchecked body slams on the ground are painful and exhilarating.
And painful.
The unchecked body slams on the ground are painful and exhilarating.
And painful.
Young mom left her toddler on a blanket to smoke weed in the bushes with a pal. Keeps checking on baby and has hugged every single person she has recognized that has walked by (8+ so far).
I'm pretending they are ALL her cohort family....
I'm pretending they are ALL her cohort family....
BackFlip Bro has just decreed that dude in a pink shirt (with his girlfriend) MUST be gay.
BackFlip Bro- shirtless, wearing RAINBOW BOARD SHORTS- looks gayer than a leather picnic basket at a circuit party on a gayer than Spring day.
Should I tell him my gaydar is screaming?
BackFlip Bro- shirtless, wearing RAINBOW BOARD SHORTS- looks gayer than a leather picnic basket at a circuit party on a gayer than Spring day.
Should I tell him my gaydar is screaming?
BRO #3 likes this park.
"When I bring my kids this weekend, it's gonna be awesome!"
He also confided his pickup line to Circus Girl was "I may be shorter than you, but I could still be a good time".
No wonder Circus People packed up and left.
"When I bring my kids this weekend, it's gonna be awesome!"
He also confided his pickup line to Circus Girl was "I may be shorter than you, but I could still be a good time".
No wonder Circus People packed up and left.
