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What’s your childhood memory of something that would cause a Health and Safety *overload* nowadays?

I’ll go first:
On a day out to a country park my parents let my brother and I hire a motorboat on our OWN on a lake. We were about 4 or 5. I think they thought it would be gentle. The surrounding park goers were quite well-to-do. Tea and scones. That kinda thing. ANYWAY 👇🏼
Off we went. Into the middle of the lake. My brother then panicked & *jammed* the steering stick thing.

We just did violent donuts in the water screaming our heads off for about fifteen minutes until they found a rescue boat. Absolutely traumatised.

Imagine the paperwork now.
My mum’s clocked this and is pointing out some more epic parenting 👇🏼
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