Forgot I posted this Lmaoo. Anyways I don’t jump to put jeans on

Egusi soup slander might as well be my profession, that shit is of the devil and y’all know it !!!

One of the reasons I started skateboarding is because I like getting injured

Koseku is not the original version of my name. It’s a shortened version because my parents didn’t think the original “sounded cool”. All my legal documents say Koseku and I don’t identify with the original in anyway

One of my distant uncles owned a pet tiger at one point and I almost got killed by it once because my dumbass stuck my hand in the cage

I LOVE SNAKES

I haven’t listened to the new santi drop yet

I can’t sing to save anybody’s life

I have the toes of a middle aged male construction worker

I’m a bad bitch but you knew that already

I loveeeee shoes and it’s something I picked up from my dad

I once named one of my dogs ear drummers because I liked the way it sounded and I was really into Rae sremmurd at that point

When I originally started learning french from my mum I was forming strong head bc it was hard. Then one time she pretended not to understand English for 2 whole weeks so I spoke the french by force

I’m not a fan of tv shows at all and I can count on one hand the amount of Netflix shows I’ve watched/finished

I became a city fan by accident when I was born

One time a glass cabinet fell on my momsi when I was little and my tiny ass darted to help her as if I was fucking captain America, she was yelling for me to stay back but I didn’t listen and it’s safe to say it didn’t end well

I have stitches in my face (they’re hidden by my eyebrows) from a scar I got when I was showering at a hotel. I sneezed so hard I banged my head on a ceramic tissue holder and it stabbed into my forehead

I can drive both manual and automatic cars

Back in 2017 I used to listen to Big Sean’s “I Decided” a lot whilst I was going through some shit. Till this day I cannot listen to any song off that album because the PTSD is real fam

One time while skating I rode off the wall whilst going down a ramp and I straightened up too soon. The fall I fell that day was astronomical. I landed on the left side of my body and I Kid you not when I say the ENTIRE left side of my body was BRUISED. From my cheek to my ankle

The only thing worse than my singing is probably my dancing. The day I dance on this app my life may be over

My celebrity crush will forever be Evan Fucking Mock I love you bae, text me sometime

Apart from my skateboarding I am currently also learning how to surf and snowboard(this is on hold till the ski season is back )so I shall become the avatar: master of all three boards

My parents let some of their friends give me names so I have all sorts of names from places I haven’t even been to

I had a bed bug infestation in my room once. Fam I cannot wish that thing upon my worst enemy

I’m the goat, I’m the goat (meh)

Honestly I don’t think I have talent at all God no go shame us sha

My surname literally means “I don’t care” and I think that sums me up perfectly

Rock music is my GOAT

If I like a song, all I need to do is listen to it about three times and I’ve gotten all the lyrics memorised

I’m streetwear obsessed

I used to play football very seriously at some point in my life. Was even the captain of my team sef but when I moved to uni I chickened out and didn’t go for the auditions for the team and I regret it till this day

Favorite football players are kdb and Petronella Ekroth. I love this woman so much. She can literally crush my spinal cord ion kuh

One of my favourite Queen songs is Fat Bottomed Girls but I’m shaped like a TD board

Travis Scott will forever be my goat

If I don’t get enough coffe during my day I might just die

I have so many nicknames that I can’t even keep up at this point. But some of my favourites are KSK, La Flame and the Godmother

I got the nickname the Godmother from my friends back in high school bc I could literally get you anything you need when you need it. I had plugs for everything. Phone ? Mattress ? Loud ? I got you

I really want to learn how to pole dance. I think it’s really artistic and i would love to be able to do it like fka twigs

I got my love of rock and roll from my mother. Y’all should have seen this woman the day David Bowie died, nobody could talk to her

Although people preach a lot about Yoruba demons in my personal experience it is Rivers men that have really shown me serious pepper

My mother has always been a very busy woman and when I was in high school it was my dad who attended all my events. My classmates got so used to never seeing my mother that a lot of them thought my parents were divorced and my father had custody

I give great advice but my own life is in shambles

I lived in Nasarawa state for a little bit when I was younger in one of my grandmother’s many estates

I believe in tall women supremacy and as far as I am concerned we are descendants of a goddess

One of my ear piercings once sunk into the skin of my earlobe and got stuck in there. I was home alone and I FaceTimed one of my friends so he could keep me calm while I yanked it out. A piece of my ear lobe came off with it but I can’t wait to get 4 more on each ear

I really want to get a red Chinese dragon tattooed on my back

I mostly shop in the male section at stores because that’s mostly my style. I haven’t bought anything from the female section in almost a year