Thread by @hadakanomind, Okay SO. This drama was the most difficult to access BY FAR, [...]

Okay SO. This drama was the most difficult to access BY FAR, but these two look belligerent and pretty, which is pretty much my kryptonite.

Let's! Begin! HIStory 3! Trapped!

[drumroll]

Standard warning applies: I'll keep all my screaming tweets limited to this one thread, so if you'd like to skip my descent into this particular vortex, feel free to mute the thread.

I LIKE THIS ONE

I CHOOSE THIS ONE

LOOK AT THIS SMUG SELF-SATISFIED MAFIA BRO

wow I usually don't have any feelings about mafia stories but I'm at least 43% invested in this particular mafia bro's story already

did I just fall into a side pairing

again?

LISTEN

SMUG AND SASSY DO TERRIBLE THINGS TO MY HEART

I LOVE THIS ONE

why does he remind me of Zhao Yunlan

the whole unruffled smug badass thing is definitely my thing

omg this adorable squad and their snarky peanut gallery of one

I LOVE HOW HE'S JUST HANGING OUT BACK THERE LISTENING TO THEM

He's been my favorite from his first frame and I have no idea what his name is. \\o/

MY NEWEST SON HAS A NAME

WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, JACK

For those keeping track, I have collected the following adopted sons:

• My favorite son Win
• My perfectface son Sun
• My beautiful gentle son Arthit
• My dumpster-diving raccoon son Third
• My grumpy Pomeranian son Pete
• My good ghost son Mes

and now my smug son Jack

awwww who's this puppy of a human?

THIS IS ADORABLE and this is seriously giving me Harry the Auror Stalking Draco the Former Death Eater vibes.

aaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I like this puppy

AHAHAHAHAHAHA HE'S MY OTHER FAVORITE NOW

ARE THEY ROOMMATES

iunno, that IS pretty gay, dude

I like this puppy. He is a Good. I would adopt him too but I think he's going to date my son Jack so I'll just be inordinately fond of him.

HIS COY LITTLE VOICE AT THE END

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME EITHER

N O T
F O R
L O N G

well OKAY THEN

If your first thought when you watch this scene is, "You have all that money and you didn't install a rain shower?" you might be with me somewhere on the ace spectrum.

I LIKE THIS ONE TOO

Literally when Main Character Guy was like, "Who's he talking to so gently," I was like, "Probably his sister."

MMMMM.

THIS ONE HAS ALL THE BRAIN CELLS I SEE

And then he never did.

The End!

"Heh. Did you see how I kicked that guy in the stomach? I'm great, right?"

.........dude is this drama labeled "established relationship" because

sIR THIS IS A WENDY'S

are...they aware...that they're being very sexual in this elevator right now

do they need someone to tell them

i volunteer

oh never mind i think they figured it out on their own

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE welcome back my wonderful child

PERHAPS YOU STFU AND STEP AWAY FROM MY SON, OPPORTUNISTIC WEASEL

Obsession by Marc Jacobs

sir HR needs to speak with you

I need to know everything about these two idiots and how they became friends.

I HAD TO WATCH THIS WHOLE PART TWICE BECAUSE I SPENT THE FIRST WATCH THINKING, "They better wash their hands they BETTER wash their hands if they don't wash their hands I'm going to write a whole fic where they're attacked and mortally wounded by a giant urinal."

Shao Fei: I'm not gonna chase Tang Yi again.

EVERYONE IT'S JACK

Shao Fei: QUOI?! MOI?!

Shao Fei: Listen, trust me on this, just the other day before he cornered me in an elevator and left me cuffed to a railing, we had this talk, and see

These two are pure and wholesome and good and I will protect them with my life.

Well. I, for one, am shocked. They keep running into each other by chance! How silly.

Shao Fei: Stop being handsome AND smart! You can only be one!

I HAVE BEEN

A T T A C K E D

STOP THIS

STOP HIM

I WASN'T READY

[velociraptor weep]

NO MORE

HAVE MERCY

I NEED TO SLEEP AND RECOVER

Shao Fei:
Shao Fei:
Shao Fei:
Shao Fei: Y'know, my art skills have improved since I drew that. I should draw another one using that photo I took from his neighbor's balcony as a model. I'm very good at my job.

"Even my amateur drawing of him is more attractive than real people. I should tell my coworkers about this. They usually unblock my number around this time."

Ten years later Shao Fei's still going to use this line to win arguments.

Power Couple Aura Intensifies

[does not get six fic ideas at once]

It has happened once onscreen, but I am issuing a declaration that in my head canon, it has happened at least twice more offscreen, and Shao Fei is shocked Every Single Time it happens.

dude have some respect for their love language

I mean /I/ had no idea what this meant but I guess after you've been dating for four years, it becomes easier to interpret "you ask some annoying questions and I'll kick the driver in the face" from a few Significant Eye Movements.

LEAVE HIM ALONE HE'S TOO CUTE TO BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THINGS

#h3tjs

Shao Fei: I was just worried because he got punched in the face really hard and if he got hurt too badly he wouldn't look like my drawing anymore and I worked really hard on that.

#h3tjs

Me: Huh, that's a cool shot. Is this a POV shot from him lying on his back somewhere?

#h3tjs

Drama: lol

#h3tjs

I LOVE THEM ALREADY

#h3tjs

"LET'S GO FIND OUR KIDNAPPED BFFS AND FALL IN LOVE ON THE WAY."

DID I GUESS IT RIGHT

#h3tjs

Boy oh boy do I love The Jack Show.

#h3tjs

iunno what to tell you bb, you picked him

Even the drama is like, "No, they seriously haven't realized it yet."

#h3tjs

I love Tang Yi looking at Shao Fei like, "How did you force me against my will to continue holding your hand."

#h3tjs

I'M 83% SURE THERE WERE PLATONIC WAYS TO HIDE, TANG YI, BUT I'LL ALLOW IT.

#h3tjs

Tang Yi:
Shao Fei:
Tang Yi:
Shao Fei:
Tang Yi:
Shao Fei:
Tang Yi: That was platonic.
Shao Fei: REALLY platonic.

#h3tjs

i choked on my tea

#h3tjs

I'm half feral for them already and they've said two and a half things to each other.

#h3tjs

I LOVE THAT HE'S LIKE -10% INTIMIDATED BY JACK

AND JACK SEEMS...KIND OF INTO IT, NGL

#h3tjs

YEP I LOVE THEM

11/10

#h3tjs

Shao Fei: Never have I ever had my boyfriend apply a tourniquet to my arm using his own tie while we were hiding out from his enemies in an abandoned brick house. Really?! Only me!? Wow, okay. [takes shot]

#h3tjs

I'M TELLING THEM

#h3tjs

What EXCELLENT established relationship content I'm being fed. Literally change the screencaps to WinTeam and there'd be zero difference.

#h3tjs

Shao Fei: What have I ever done to him? He acts like I've been stalking and harassing him for four years or something.

#h3tjs

STOP SHOWING ME FLASHBACKS THEY HURT

#h3tjs

Shao Fei:

#h3tjs

Shao Fei: Fine, if you won't have a heartwarming moment with me, I'll just share my longterm future goals with you.

#h3tjs

Shao Fei: And then he watched over me all night.

End report!
Captain: ..................................
Colleagues: ..................................
Shao Fei: Nothing HAPPENED, you guys! It was totally platonic! Man, the places your imaginations take you.

#h3tjs

Shao Fei: And then he watched over me all night. End report!Captain: ..................................Colleagues: ..................................Shao Fei: Nothing HAPPENED, you guys! It was totally platonic! Man, the places your imaginations take you. #h3tjs

NOT ONLY IS HE CURLED UP NEXT TO HIM HE ALSO PUT HIS JACKET OVER HIM

I WOULD LIKE TO FILE A COMPLAINT MY HEART HAS BEEN GIVEN TOO MANY FEELINGS AT ONCE AND IT CANNOT PROCESS THEM ALL

#h3tjs

WHOEVER MADE THIS FIC OF ITSELF INTO A DRAMA,

THANK YOU

#h3tjs

[throws awards]

#h3tjs

Jack: I know you're a shameful mess but try it at a lower volume.

#h3tjs

"Now if you'll excuse me I have a future boyfriend to woo."

#h3tjs

[SNORT]

#h3tjs

ARE YOU /JOKING/

HE WAKES HIM UP BY /TICKLING/

WHAT DO YOU /WANT/ FROM ME YOU ALREADY HAVE MY HEART

#h3tjs

JACK'S JUST LIKE, "THIS KID IS WEIRD. I LIKE WEIRD."

#h3tjs

man this is such a good fic

#h3tjs

Tang Yi's Brain: Okay, I have to think of a way to explain who he is that doesn't sound like I'm attracted to him.
Tang Yi's Mouth:

#h3tjs

Nice to meet you scene I'm going to rewatch six thousand times over the next week.

#h3tjs

LITERALLY THE ONLY THING STOPPING ME FROM WRITING FIC ABOUT THEM RIGHT NOW IS THAT I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THIS

#h3tjs

I'M SO ANGRY THEY'VE BARELY HAD SCREEN TIME TOGETHER AND I'M TAKING SCREENCAPS OF THEM THAT AREN'T EVEN NOTABLE [THROWS REDUNDANT FURNITURE INTO THE SUN]

#h3tjs

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I FEEL SO JUSTIFIED

#h3tjs

[FERAL SCREAM]

AND WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW HUH

LIVE MY LIFE???

I CAN'T

THIS IS ALL I'M EVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO THINK ABOUT

YOU'VE RUINED ME, THE JACK SHOW

#h3tjs

[POINTS]

[P O I N T S]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#h3tjs

I HATE THEM WHAT THE FUCK

#h3tjs

Stranger: How did you two meet?
Zhao Zi: He kidnapped me. [sips champagne]
Stranger: ......
Jack: [smiles and nods]

OKAY I REWATCHED IT THREE TIMES I THINK I CAN MOVE ON NOW

EXCEPT WOW I STILL FEEL VERY ATTACKED BY JACK'S PROTECTIVE INSTINCTS AND HOW ZHAO ZI'S JUST LIKE, ".....ANYWAY MY LUNCH :("

okay I lied I need one more

LIKE

THERE'S NO WAY??? JACK DIDN'T SEE THIS AFFRONT TO MY SENSIBILITIES???

BUT HE WAS STILL LIKE, "I HAVE A GREAT NEED TO FLIRT WITH THIS ADORABLE PERSON RIGHT NOW AND NO ONE, NOT GOD OR HUMAN OR SOME MOLDING EGGPLANT IN AN UGLY SUIT, WILL STOP ME."

THEY'RE FLIRTING OVER WHETHER KIDNAPPING IS ILLEGAL

HELP ME???????

#h3tjs

okay [breathes]

i can move on

m a y be

#h3tjs

IT'S JUST SO CUTE HOW JACK IS GENUINELY CONCERNED ABOUT HIM AND EVEN BENDS HIS HEAD TO CHECK THAT HE'S OKAY BUT ZHAO ZI'S JUST LIKE, "C'MON I BARELY GOT TO EAT THAT"

#h3tjs

....................I'm concerned that Shao Fei doesn't have even a baseline level of self-awareness.

#h3tjs

SO MUCH ADEPT COOKING

I AM SO PROUD

AND SO GRATEFUL AS A WRITER WHO WANTS TO WRITE MORE COOKING SCENES

#h3tjs

...speaking of cooking I need to set the rice cooker for dinner and reflect on how I'm going to be committing all of my free time to writing fic about these four disasters from now on

#h3tjs

sAME ENERGY

#h3tjs

THE SHADE I LOVE HIM

#h3tjs

this actor is perfect btw he should be very proud

#h3tjs

twu wuv

#h3tjs

I give this promise ten hours at most.

#h3tjs

LOL

#h3jts

Tang Yi: We will be married by noon.

#h3jts

JACK IS THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE. I ADOPTED THE SMART ONE.

#h3jts

Shao Fei: I came to return your lighter

Tang Yi: Thank you

Shao Fei: I know it means a lot to you so

Tang Yi: It does thank you

Shao Fei: Can I do investigation things?

Tang Yi: Don't spoil the mood

Shao Fei: Okay go on a date with me then

Jack: ...

#h3jts

Tang Yi:

Zhi De:

Shao Fei:

Jack:

#h3jts

Captain: So what did you do on your day off?
Shao Fei: ........what I DIDN'T do was go on a date with Tang Yi.
Captain: ......................
Shao Fei:

#h3tjs

[Not a Date intensifies]

#h3tjs

SO WHEN IS YOUR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY I DON'T THINK I'VE ASKED YET

#h3tjs

aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww

I like their dynamic

lookit Shao Fei's li'l faaace

#h3tjs

[tries to focus on plot]

[searches for Zhao Zi's shirt online]

#h3tjs

Jack: Thank you for including me as an audience member to your unusual ongoing mating dance with my boss.

#h3tjs

oh my god just make out with him you ham

#h3tjs

teehee look it's jack

hello my son ilu

are you sleeping well

#h3tjs

DID I MISS AN EPISODE WHERE THE BIG CONFESSION, WEDDING, AND FIRST FOUR YEARS OF MARRIAGE HAPPENED

JUST CURIOUS BECAUSE

[HANDS]

#h3tjs

ngl I made a little moral support flag for Captain 'cos he's great

#h3tjs

noooononononono good sweet child, he's spiritually on his fifth year of marriage and he's very monogamous

I CAN INTRODUCE YOU TO ONE OF MY DAUGHTERS THOUGH

#h3tjs

I would give him all the stars in the sky.

#h3tjs

I RESPECT THIS GORGEOUS MAN WHOEVER HE IS

#h3tjs

Meanwhile Shao Fei is having a silent torrential meltdown one (1) room away.

#h3tjs

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE CAN STAY

#h3tjs

WOW OKAY

SO /YOU'RE/ SELF-AWARE

GOT IT

#h3tjs

[CACKLES FOR A GENUINE MILLENNIUM]

I'M ADOPTING TANG YI

[STAMPS PAPERWORK]

#h3tjs

Y E P

DEFINITELY ONE OF MY SONS

#h3tjs

THIS

IS

THE BEST FIC

#h3tjs

oh no I love him too I've never adopted three sons from one drama before but i'm very very tempted

#h3tjs

THIS IS UNFAIR I ALREADY LOVE BOTH OF YOU STOP IT

#h3tjs

it's jack hi jack

#h3tjs

I LOVE THIS SHOW???????????????

WHY IS IT PERFECT I DEMAND ANSWERS

#h3tjs

Shao Fei: Don't cry, Shao Fei, he's not worth your tears.

#h3tjs

Shao Fei: [Windows startup music]

#h3tjs

HOW MANY WAYS CAN YOU BE JEALOUS SHAO FEI

I'LL KEEP TRACK FOR YOU IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT

#h3tjs

Shao Fei: And since we're friends you can kiss me too IF YOU WANT TO I MEAN NOT THAT YOU HAVE TO JUST pUtTiNg iT OuT thERe................

#h3tjs

MERCY

HAVE
M E R C Y

#h3tjs

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE JACK SHOW FOR LOVING ME AND TREATING ME WELL THESE PAST THIRTY-ONE HOURS

#h3tjs

Shao Fei: Would your oTHER friends stalk you and bring you gifts AM I YOUR BEST FRIEND YET
Tang Yi:
Shao Fei: pleasedatemeormarrymewhicheveryouprefer

#h3tjs

"HI"

"HI" HE SAYS

END ME

#h3tjs

i'm gonna go to bed, she thought, and then her reason for living appeared onscreen and she thought, but first i will watch and rewatch this scene many times

#h3tjs

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH LOOK AT THIS THEY'RE NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING AND I'M EUPHORIC

#h3tjs

THEY'RE IN HIS HOUSE?!?!?!?!

THE TRUST WTF

#h3tjs

[PTERODACTYL SOB]

HOW AM I EXPECTED TO SURVIVE THIS SCENE

#h3tjs

[CLAWS EVERYTHING, SCREAMS INTO THE VOID]

#h3tjs

IN THE INTEREST OF HONESTY

I WOULD LIKE YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT I LITERALLY JUST THREW MY ARMS OVER MY FACE AND SHOUTED, "WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING I LOVE THEM," AT MY CEILING SO LOUD I FRIGHTENED MYSELF

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING I LOVE THEM

#h3tjs

LOOK I FULLY REALIZE THERE'S PROBABLY AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE BEHIND JACK CASING A COP'S HOUSE BUT THERE'S ALSO A CHANCE THAT HE'S JUST WEIRD BUT EITHER WAY THAT FIRST KISS LINE IS GOING TO BE 170% OF MY THOUGHTS UNTIL I WAKE UP TOMORROW TO CONTINUE MY DESCENT INTO THIS VORTEX

#h3tjs

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