If you start every session of the Legislature with a prayer that no one ever finds your donor list, you might be UCP.

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If you’re more impressed by a dude from Ontario with a blue pickup truck and half a divinity school education, than the lady lawyer from Fairview who’s dad died serving as an MLA, you might be UCP.

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If you take Federal emergency funds for your party while threatening to secede, you might be UCP.

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If all your vests are yellow, you might be UCP.

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If firearms were involved in your betrothal, you might be UCP.

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If you thought the devistating impacts of callous budget cuts was only going to affect people you don’t like, you might be UCP.

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If you’ve ever called someone a liberal and had your momma immediately wash your mouth with soap, you might be UCP.

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If you wish you could have seen dinosaurs like Noah did, you might be UCP.

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If you hate unions because those people are soft and seem so well paid and happy, you might be UCP

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If your fashion sense includes different camo for spring, summer, winter and fall, you might be UCP

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If you cousins seem either unusually uncomfortable or unusually amorous around you, you might be UCP

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If you think every post secondary student, regardless of their major, should be required to learn welding, you might be UCP

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If you want to kill rural healthcare, throw thousands of government worker off payroll, privatize blood donations and risk the pensions of millions of Albertans, you’re not just UCP, you’re deranged.

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Thanks to all of you who played last night.

Again, you know the schtick. Make up your own jokes.

Retweet the hell out of them.

Or... #umightbUCP