THE IMPLICIT ASSOCIATION TEST: I can't sleep, so imma teach you all how to game it. I had to take it so many times during college that I figured out a system. You won't believe how easy it is. If you think there's the slightest chance you'll have to take it for school or your 1/5

job, here's what you need to know. You can go here to take it (and you don't have to participate in their data gathering stuff, just keep hitting "decline to answer" until you get to the test). https://implicit.harvard.edu/implicit/selectatest.html The test will have you hit e or i, and it "grades" by time,2/5

so literally all you have to do is making sure you're slower on the "bad" stuff. Example: on the race one, it'll start by having you practice. Good words on e (joy, love, etc.) and Bad words on i (hate, disgust, etc.). Then white faces on one and black faces on the other. It 3/5

eventually pairs them up. When black faces and bad words are paired together, you want to be slow on that, so raise that finger above the key and key your other finger ON the key. It also helps to chant to yourself, "black bad slow" for that one. This works quite well. By my 4/5

last semester of being required to take it, I got perfectly Woke scores on all of them. STRONG automatic preference for Disabled people, Women in STEM, Black faces, etc. Yes, it's this ridiculously easy to game. Go forth and keep your jobs. You're welcome. /end