To celebrate Premier League-Eve here is a thread of some of our favourite Screamers, Howitzers and Thunderbastards:

1. Cheick Tiote (Newcastle) v Arsenal
2. Andros Townsend (Crystal Palace) v Manchester City
3. Glen Johnson (Portsmouth) v Hull
4. David Beckham (Manchester United) v Wimbledon
5. Victor Wanyama (Tottenham) v Liverpool
6. Vincent Kompany (Manchester City) v Leicester
7. Cristiano Ronaldo (Manchester United) v Portsmouth
8. Alex (Chelsea) v Arsenal
9. Steven Gerrard (Liverpool) v Manchester United
10. Daniel Agger (Liverpool) v West Ham
11. Charlie Adam (Stoke) v Chelsea
12. Lilian Nalis (Leicester) v Leeds
13. Matty Phillips (QPR) v Crystal Palace
14. Jamie Vardy (Leicester) v Liverpool
15. Paul Scholes (Manchester United) v Aston Villa
16. Wayne Rooney (Manchester United) v Newcastle
17. Maynor Figueroa (Wigan) v Stoke
18. Papiss Cissé (Newcastle) v Chelsea
19. Obefami Martins (Newcastle) v Tottenham
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