HOW TO BLEED IN THE FIRST LINE:

Because I grew up ugly, I have decent "first sentences" when I meet people. It's hard for me to make a good impression. "Ugly" has been my boot camp for living. 

Here are 12 first lines from my favorite books and WHY they "bleed"... ENJOY! (1/x):

"Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday; I can't be sure". - Albert Camus in "The Stranger".  

There's death, confusion, apathy. The entire book is in that first line. Why so unemotional over his mother's death? Why is he unsure? The entire book is in this line. (2/x)

"I am an invisible man" - from "Invisible Man" by Ralph Ellison

Does he have super powers? Or is it a metaphor? How does an invisible man justify his existence? Plus the direct simplicity as if he gave up. Why did he surrender so easily? Did the world beat it out of him? (3/x)

"I first met Dean not long after my wife and I split up. I had just gotten over a serious illness that I won't bother to talk about, except it had something to do with the miserably weary split-up and my feeling that everything was dead." - Jack Kerouac in "On the Road". 
(4/x)

He had an illness. A split with his wife. But these play a back seat to "I first met Dean".  Things are about to change. Will he find meaning in "Dean"? Is Dean so important that he it's not even worth talking about the "serious" illness or the breakup? Next... (5/x)

"Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice." —100 Years of Solitude by Gabriel García Márquez

He's facing the firing squad. How did he get there?.... (6/x)

... Somehow it started with the discovery of ice - symbolic of cold, of the mysterious. He was a boy then (innocent), nostalgic ("father") and now he's a "Colonel"! about to be killed. The entire novel stuffed into that microcosm of a sentence. ... (7/x)

"The snow in the mountains was melting and Bunny had been dead for several weeks before we understood the gravity of our situation." —The Secret History by Donna Tartt

Three things about this sentence.... (8/x) ...

"snow melting" - idyllic. And "melting"- slowness, seasons changing, light, even hope. And yet, "Bunny had been dead" - Horror - and not only dead but "several weeks" and why did it take several weeks to "understand the gravity" - Cruelty, Apathy in the idyllic. .. (9/x)

"All this happened, more or less." —Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut"

"All this happened" - almost as if we will not believe it so the author insists it's true. Is it so horrible as to be unbelievable? And yet... (10/x)

And yet..."more or less". Well, did it happen or not? Is the narrator unreliable or will there be a reason doesn't want to relay the story accurately? For some reason the narrator warns us he might be unreliable... (11/x)

"It began the usual way, in the bathroom of the Lassimo Hotel." —A Visit from the Goon Squad by Jennifer Egan

What is "It" ? And "the usual way". And when I think "the usual way" I don't think about bathrooms or hotels or, very specifcally, "the Lassimo Hotel". But... (12/x)

There's humor in the line because of the incongruity. The sentence sounds like a noir detective novel. We want to find out what "it" was, what is "usual", why "the bathroom" and why the specificity of "Lassimo". Four questions in one line plus the noir feeling.... (13/x)

"It Began as a Mistake" - from "Post Office" by Charles Bukowski. Such a simple line. Five words. Again, what is "It" and why was it a "Mistake". The entire novel can almost be described in that first line and yet we MUST continue in order to uncover the questions. (14/x)...

"You are about to being reading Italo Calvino's new book, 'If on a Winter's Night a Traveler' - from "If on a Winter's Night a Traveler"  by Italo Calvino

He refers to himself and his book in the first line, breaking the fourth wall with the reader immediately.... (15/x)

Is the narrator Italo Calvino? There's a paradox here: did he write that line after writing the book or did he start the book that way. It's confusing but not so confusing you won't read on in order to satisfy your curiosity. ... (16/x)

"124 was spiteful" - from "Beloved" by Toni Morrison

Why is someone named "124"? Is this even a person? Gives an unemotional feeling. And yet we also know in three words that "124" was "spiteful". Which implies action. Why not... (17/x)

Why not angry? Why specifically is 124 filled with "spite". Spite implies some action: like 124 wants to hurt someone. Spite implies you want someone to feel the pain you feel. As opposed to just feeling angry. Conveyed in just three words. (18/x)

The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel" - from "Neuromancer" by William Gibson. 

A bad novel might start "the sky above the port was the deepest of blues". Which is too obvious. Instead, "the color of television". What is the color.. (19/x)

What is the color of television? The color of a TV depends on the signal being sent. But the signal is "tuned to a dead channel" - why is it dead? The static we see on an old TV is the signal from the "Big Bang". Unfathomable and yet that is what the narrator sees. (20/x) ...

"Vaughn died yesterday, in his last car crash" - from "Crash" by JG Ballard. 

A death just yesterday? Oddly unemotional. And "in his last car crash" - implies there were other crashes before this. And the simplicity of the sentence feels like a lack of emotion. Why...(21/x)

Why the lack of emotion? Why the directness. The reader is subconsciously caught off guard because more emotion and less directness is expected when someone dies. Imagine if someone you loved died yesterday - would you write the line like that? (22/x) Summary...

SUMMARY:
- the first sentence contains the seeds of the entire novel
- the structure (simple vs complex, confusing vs direct), contains the emotions
- twisted. A mystery to unravel so you read further
- unique. Each of those lines are unique in all literature.
Bleeding. (23/23)