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Shopping online @ZARA : a thread.
When you say drinks at 7 and someone actually arrives at 7 as you’re going up to shower.
Hiding listening to Janet beside the fridge bitch about your kitten heels.
Leaving a house party wearing someone else’s jacket but acting natural.
But running into Janet in the hall wearing your jacket.
Self-wearing jeans with extra teenager going to his debs stance.
Your profile when he mentions he likes books.
When you’re not sure if it’s a sleepover but like to come prepared.
When they’re trying to do you for overweight baggage.
When your invisible friend is cold and needs a piggy back.
When you’re in two minds about taking off your coat during mass so decide to play it safe.
When the priest is taking too long to wrap up mass and you’ve got a roast in the oven.
Absolutely hanging offering your sister twenty euro to go get you a chicken fillet roll, rancheros and a can of coke.
Coming home from London unannounced and still hammered to introduce your girlfriend to your staunchly Catholic parents.
When your friend’s kids think you’re playing hide and seek but really you’re looking for where they keep the hard liquor.
On the corridor of the hotel at a wedding after puking your ring up, mustering up the energy to go back down for more gin and wedding cake om nom nom.
When quarantine hits so hard you dress up to slow dance with your jacket.
When you’re trying to get the girls to leave for chippers, you need a wee and the dj is playing Don’t Stop Believing.
Getting so drunk at your house warming you forget you couldn’t afford that sliding door.
I’ve spent all of yesterday just refreshing my Twitter notifications thinking I was great altogether and not getting any work done. 
so I think it’s time to sign off! Thanks so much for the response! And there is no plot twist I don’t work for Zara or see dead people.
so I think it’s time to sign off! Thanks so much for the response! And there is no plot twist I don’t work for Zara or see dead people.
