Sha remember that you didn't get the Holy spirit like this...

God: "Gabby, are you sure this guy will NEVER sin again?"
Angel Gab: "Yes father. He is sin-proof."
God: Oya Holy spirit go and be with him
This was what happened...
Jesus: "Lord another of the earthlings just confessed that he believes that our work was complete soft work"

Angels and elders: "DJ knack us the bridge of Nath's Olowogbogboro"

*Heaven proceeds into turn up mode*
Holy spirit: Quickly rushes for the door.
God: Bruv, where you going?
HS: Gotta seal this work senior man. The portal has to be open. He needs a present help and friend
🙇🏾‍♂️🙇🏾‍♂️🙇🏾‍♂️
HS lands in your heart
*Creating account*
*Initializing portal*
*Bug detected🤦🏽‍♂️*
Heart: "what if I sin tomorrow?"
HS: "Ohhhh. Come off it!
I'm not even here because you stopped sinning. I'm here because you believed. Will you now allow me install the righteousness nature?"
Heart: "OK fine. Install"

*installation complete*

HS: *starts making camp*

Heart: "what are you doing?
I don't have space. Hurt and pain and sickness and all that live here"

HS: I can't find them...Did an override during the installation. I replaced them with a language
Heart: So what do I do now?

HS: simple sturvs. Read the word (don't worry ill interpreted to you)
Pray. Please use the language provided.
Fellowship with believers, I'm also inside them

Heart: Stares in amaze 👀

HS: All I'm saying is start living the new nature in you
Heart: What if I sin?

HS: Good question. Sabi boy.
I'll be here to convict you don't worry.
Just make sure that as soon as you hear the beep you repent. I don't force nobody 😤

Heart: Thanks OG (is it OK to call you that?)
HS: Yes na. My guy
Group hug 🤗 🤗 🤗 🤗 🤗 🤗 🤗 🤗
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