one of the things I love most about the victorians is that basically everything they consumed was poison, and their response to it was entirely and always to just draw the person selling it as a cool ass skeleton
spooky
where to cop BEEF TRUST sash
they also invented the simp
if you did anything dangerous, like ‘take a boat’ or ‘wear a corset’ or ‘apply literal pounds of arsenic based makeup’ you would just turn into a skeleton
if you did anything dangerous, like ‘take a boat’ or ‘wear a corset’ or ‘apply literal pounds of arsenic based makeup’ you would just turn into a skeleton
if you did anything dangerous, like ‘take a boat’ or ‘wear a corset’ or ‘apply literal pounds of arsenic based makeup’ you would just turn into a skeleton
if you did anything dangerous, like ‘take a boat’ or ‘wear a corset’ or ‘apply literal pounds of arsenic based makeup’ you would just turn into a skeleton
drink too much? skeleton. see a doctor? skeleton
drink too much? skeleton. see a doctor? skeleton
drink too much? skeleton. see a doctor? skeleton
drink too much? skeleton. see a doctor? skeleton
vaccinate your kids? skeleton’s gonna grab em. don’t vaccinate your kids? you better believe that’s a skeleton
I would simply not purchase goods from the skeleton jester
or get water from the skeleton pump
yo watch out for that skeleton lady
corset? skeleton
disease? skeleton
disease? skeleton
disease? skeleton
trains? TRAIN SKELETON
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