Shout out to my dad who has zero chill
Shout out no. 2 to dad: after I told him I’d been struggling to sleep he suggested I visit him in Beirut ‘for a few days’, and in the same conversation advised I don’t go outside at all because the UK has the highest death toll in the world.

BoJo style advice, that.
Today; 4 missed calls to relay the following important and breaking news.

Dad: Zanzoun, you’re almost 30 and unmarried, your mother was married at 28.
Me: Ok, what about my dad?
Dad: That’s none of your business.
Now my dad's trying to set me up with a 42 year old man who lives in Florida. That's where we're at.
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