ranking glee characters based on who presumably has the hairiest ass: a thread
1. starting things off, miss sue sylvester. she definitely puts some money into biotin for hair growth to assert her dominance ❤️ as she should
2. mr. schue. i hate this man and his fuzzy ass. that is all that needs to be said
3. rachel berry. dont know how to explain this one its just true
4: noah puckerman
5. finn hudson ❤️
6. principle figgins: he definitely should have been before finn but I forgot about him
7: artie: as we get into the less hairier asses i think artie is a good middle ground
8. mike chang: once again, I think he has a good balance of hairy and ass
9. blaine anderson: definitely grooms
10. brittany s. pierce: now, she is my favorite character, but we been knew she doesnt have the best record with persona hygiene ❤️ love u brittany
11. santana lopez: as we near the end of this list i will have less of an explanation
12. tina cohen-chang: once again, do not know why
13. mercedes jones
14. quinn fabray: idk shes blonde
14. kurt hummel: no explanation needed. we been knew
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