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Pure Literature gf.
She found out that you're a glasses guy...
N-No. Don't say a word. If you say anything, she might not wear them again!!
N-No. Don't say a word. If you say anything, she might not wear them again!!
Abstract art lover gf.
She found out that you like ponytails...
She tried her best. Should you bring it up?
She's being awfully quiet today... she must have worked up a lot of courage to change her look!
She tried her best. Should you bring it up?
She's being awfully quiet today... she must have worked up a lot of courage to change her look!
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[monkey's paw curls]
E... Eh?!!
OilPrinceCashMoney01 donated 15k?!
And he'll pay me 30k more just to spend a week on his yacht...? D-doushio...? I can't let my supporters and Brad and Chad know about this... I'll say i'm taking a short break... y-yeah...
OilPrinceCashMoney01 donated 15k?!
And he'll pay me 30k more just to spend a week on his yacht...? D-doushio...? I can't let my supporters and Brad and Chad know about this... I'll say i'm taking a short break... y-yeah...
Unfashionable gf.
Lately it seems she's been been anxious when walking outside with you. Is something on her mind? Oh, she wants to be fashionable? But why?
Lately it seems she's been been anxious when walking outside with you. Is something on her mind? Oh, she wants to be fashionable? But why?
WHAT THE HECK?!
YOU BECAME TOO COOL?!
YOU BECAME TOO COOL?!
Imouto-chan is into fishing games for some reason. Maybe you'll take her camping on the weekend and get her out in the river for real!
OH NO!!
You pat her head and the fish in the game got away...
ACCEPT YOUR FATE!!
You pat her head and the fish in the game got away...
ACCEPT YOUR FATE!!
Game connoisseur gf. She knows all the frame data and reads the patch notes for her favourite game. 2300 MMR in Rank X, Glooga Dualie main, somehow makes it work.
She spent a few months growing it out before making a big change. But it was too much at once. There's no way you can keep a straight face like this!!
Nerdy arcane mage that lost the hero to the princess.
She's doing her best to hold it together, but it hurts... maybe she'll just run back to the mage society and lock herself in her room for 200 years... ha ha just kidding ha... ha...
She's doing her best to hold it together, but it hurts... maybe she'll just run back to the mage society and lock herself in her room for 200 years... ha ha just kidding ha... ha...
It's been a month and it looks like the nerdy mage updated her look and -- w-wWHOA!!
STAY BACK, YOU CRAZY BITCH!!!
BACK, I SAY!!!
STAY BACK, YOU CRAZY BITCH!!!
BACK, I SAY!!!
Here is her plain, ordinary look. What a plain arcane mage. No wonder the hero chose the princess!!
The stone-faced knight suddenly made an expression you've never seen from her before. She-- she's actually kinda cute!?
Why didn't she show this side of herself before!? Where's the savescum cheat?!
Why didn't she show this side of herself before!? Where's the savescum cheat?!
[cries]
Y-YOU BEAST!!
![[cries]Y-YOU BEAST!!](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYTvFKJXQAEudXS.png "[cries]Y-YOU BEAST!!")
Y-YOU BEAST!!
Your childhood friend (who is also the party thief) suddenly became honest with herself. Wh-what a sight... is this really what she's like?
Bullet dodged!
Bullet dodged!
The princess of the realm was an incorrigible, rascalous tomboy. And so she remains. Even after defeating the demon lord she hasn't changed one bit!! Is she going to be like this for the rest of your days?! Please, at least basic table manners!! Don't Slav-squat on the throne!!
Ordinary gf.
Runs track, but isn't especially fast or slow. Average student, no special talents, has a younger brother and sister, likes to sleep in on weekends. No special drama, no amazing love story -- you just end up spending time together. And it's not bad at all.
Runs track, but isn't especially fast or slow. Average student, no special talents, has a younger brother and sister, likes to sleep in on weekends. No special drama, no amazing love story -- you just end up spending time together. And it's not bad at all.
Ordinary indoor gf.
She knows how to make the best of the quarantine. Creative with whatever is on hand, plenty of indoor hobbies, uses the net to explore the world, always buys you t-shirts with weird prints only to wear them herself. A keeper.
She knows how to make the best of the quarantine. Creative with whatever is on hand, plenty of indoor hobbies, uses the net to explore the world, always buys you t-shirts with weird prints only to wear them herself. A keeper.
Horrible sleeping posture gf.
A total disaster when she sleeps. Wears socks to bed and is always on the lookout for more pairs. The hugpillow is soaked in spit in the morning. You keep trying sneak a towel in there but she wakes up, tosses it, then sleeps again.
A total disaster when she sleeps. Wears socks to bed and is always on the lookout for more pairs. The hugpillow is soaked in spit in the morning. You keep trying sneak a towel in there but she wakes up, tosses it, then sleeps again.
Burnt out gf.
She studied hard, got a good job, and earns 6 figures working 60 hours a week. She's just sick of it already. But she'll keep at it. You'll get a promotion one of these days so she can quit, right?
... RIGHT?
She studied hard, got a good job, and earns 6 figures working 60 hours a week. She's just sick of it already. But she'll keep at it. You'll get a promotion one of these days so she can quit, right?
... RIGHT?
36 year old missed-her-window gf.
She thought she was fine. There was still time. She was saving money and doing well at work. Why did this happen?
You kept her waiting. Why didn't you do something? She was doing everything right and working so hard. Hey, say something...?
She thought she was fine. There was still time. She was saving money and doing well at work. Why did this happen?
You kept her waiting. Why didn't you do something? She was doing everything right and working so hard. Hey, say something...?
Empty careerism gf.
If she can't build a life, she can at least build value for shareholders.
Wow, look at those numbers go up. Sure beats the pitter patter of little feet in the home. Sure beats seeing those first steps, first day of school, and... 9pm already? Wow, time flies.
If she can't build a life, she can at least build value for shareholders.
Wow, look at those numbers go up. Sure beats the pitter patter of little feet in the home. Sure beats seeing those first steps, first day of school, and... 9pm already? Wow, time flies.
Sociable gf!
Loves groups, big crowds, opening night shows, loves horror movies but only the goofy gorey ones. Always a morning person, and always arrives first... but meets you outside because she always wants to be the first one you see when you arrive. A possessive streak?
Loves groups, big crowds, opening night shows, loves horror movies but only the goofy gorey ones. Always a morning person, and always arrives first... but meets you outside because she always wants to be the first one you see when you arrive. A possessive streak?
Unsociable wishy-washy gf.
Athletic but doesn't like team sports - she prefers to run track, and only casually. Play games indoors when she isn't running, but only for the characters, art, and story. Decided to accept your confession on a whim, but did anything really change...?
Athletic but doesn't like team sports - she prefers to run track, and only casually. Play games indoors when she isn't running, but only for the characters, art, and story. Decided to accept your confession on a whim, but did anything really change...?
Quarantine ennui gf.
Haircut: gone.
Fashion: HA!
Hanging out with friends: memories from another age.
Bank account: just don't look.
Will to live: please.
But. BUT.
She's still doing her part.
She's doing her best to STAY HOME.
Haircut: gone.
Fashion: HA!
Hanging out with friends: memories from another age.
Bank account: just don't look.
Will to live: please.
But. BUT.
She's still doing her part.
She's doing her best to STAY HOME.
GLASSES
GLASSES
GLASSES
GLASSES
GLASSES
GLASSES
GLASSES
I like big rims and I can't deny
Excellent Taste gf
Games, movies, food -- pure kino. You better not let her go or you'll be doomed to spend your days with a True Crime and Bachelor GF!!
Games, movies, food -- pure kino. You better not let her go or you'll be doomed to spend your days with a True Crime and Bachelor GF!!
Hey bro let's head to SHY AND TALL SPORTY GF HOOTERS
Hello and welcome to
SHY
TOMBOY
HOOTERS
SHY
TOMBOY
HOOTERS
6 Star Fluffy GF
You rolled the ultimate fluffy gacha gf ... but this fluff comes with a terrible price.
You rolled the ultimate fluffy gacha gf ... but this fluff comes with a terrible price.
Absolute disaster gf
120k in debt
low paying job with brutal hours
needy
unstable
hurts every day
but does her best despite it all, so you you'll never let her go.
... ... ... Eh? You're giving up? ... You want me to run your life? Urgh. Maybe we should take a break...
120k in debt
low paying job with brutal hours
needy
unstable
hurts every day
but does her best despite it all, so you you'll never let her go.
... ... ... Eh? You're giving up? ... You want me to run your life? Urgh. Maybe we should take a break...
You stuck with her and paid off that debt together (mostly with your salary).
Oh well. That's how things go these days, isn't it? Let's just remember the times we had and move on...
Oh well. That's how things go these days, isn't it? Let's just remember the times we had and move on...
MONEY
VAMPIRE
VAMPIRE
