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"don't you think you're a little too poor for that?" - the plot of every jane austen novel
"you being here is lowering my property value" - jane austen antagonist
"who all gone be there? 
" - how jane austen protagonists decide whether or not to go to london or bath
" - how jane austen protagonists decide whether or not to go to london or bath
"you better learn to paint or sing or something or you'll never snag any of these rich but toxic mama's boys" - every woman over 30 in a jane austen novel
dudes in jane austen novels be like "we walked around a public park 3x and then sat next to each other in church while i insulted your whole family and now you WONT marry me?"
"this bitch think she cuter than me??" - jane austen protagonist when a new girl comes to town
every rich auntie in a jane austen novel coming to threaten the pauper ass bitch their nephew wants to marry:
every jane austen protagonist realizing their new friend is poor:
"y'all some pick-mes" - elizabeth bennet
the first boyfriend in every jane austen novel:
every jane austen protagonist thinking the rich fuckboy they danced with at the ball is actually gonna marry them
moms in every jane austen book when they hear someone rich & unmarried is coming to town:
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